PAGE-4: Worst Pick-up Lines related to line, pickup, dodgy, gros

rayzoredge

May 23 2008, 02:51 PM

These are awesome!

I need to use these just to get a laugh out of someone.

And now, for my contribution, found somewhere on the Interwebs:

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You: "Hi! I was wondering... do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Her: "No... how much?"
You: "Enough to break the ice."

chappill

Jun 8 2008, 08:07 PM

How's "Do you want to see me naked?" That one was funny... I thinks she was drunk because she was like 40 and im 14 (look about 16). Another one was "Can I suck your c*ck" Lol party's are funny xD

etycto

Jun 9 2008, 12:33 AM

i think the worst pick up line i ever heard was this one "if you where a bugger i'd pick you first" clearly childish thats why i think its so stupid.
this i got by email it's realy funny it's part of my sites jokes

QUOTE

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? Female: Yes,that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living. Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Female: If I saw you naked,I'd die laughing.

i realy like #6

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