haha ive gotten a lot of those i dont see why we need candy.. when theres a thing as sweet as you My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. [hilarious lol] Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell babyy I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend. I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number.. hey you, face of an angel girl, hows heaven eh? Global warming? You're the cause. gayyyyy

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LOLZ

Okay I remembered some more...

"That outfit is awful. Why don't you just take it off?"
"I'm like Taco Bell...spicy and cheap!" -an original-
"I thought there were only 7 wonders of the world."
"I'm like a jackhammer, baby. I'll change your world." -an original-
"If beauty could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction." -been used on me-
"I come on strong...like an onion. Wanna peel off these layers of clothing?" -an original-

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Wow these really are lame...

"Are you hurt? Cos you just fell from heaven!"

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LOL please tell me chicks don't actually fall for those lines. I was thinking of using "Sup @#$$%? wanna hang out? would that work?

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I know quite a few chat-up line .

Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you.

Your clothes look nice on you, they'll look better on my bedroom floor!

I hope i'm not coming inbetween you two, or am I?

Is it me, or are you hot?

Get your coat, you've pulled!

*use 1 finger to call her over with, you don't say anything just use that 1 finger to get her next to you* *then whisper in her ear* I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with all of them.
^^^^ Favourite lol.

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Wait for this one lol:
Girl you must be tired because you've been running through my head all night.

What do you think good or bad?
I can't decide.

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I told my friends and family some of these lines, and they just bust out laughing! Seriously, some of these lines are goddamn funny.

There are a few lame ones though... to say the least of "I've lost my number, can I have yours?", which is WAY overused...

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The ones in this thread are funny.

You make me feel like dancing...!

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Here are some of the funniest bad ones that I've heard (I didn't read all of the other posts, so I hope I'm not repeating someone elses) :


-I just *BLEEP* my pants, can I get in yours?
-Excuse me, I lost my number do you wanna have sex?
-Daaaa, Derrrr, Daaa, Deeee... I'm sorry I'm not really retarted, but I could tell that you are one special lady!
-I just *BLEEP* my pants, can I have your phone number?
-I'm dislexic,so when I look at the alphabet, I see "I" and "U" together.
-So other than giving me a boner, what else are you doing tonight?
-So, should we discuss your payment afterwards?
-Hi, didn't I see you in the womens restroom?
-Are you ok? Because you look like you just fell outta the sexy tree and hit every branch on the way down!
-You mine as well com home with me, because I'm gonna have sexy with you anyway.
-Hey, did you see that fight?
Her response: No, what fight?
That fight between my eyes deciding on which part of you to stare at.
-Do you mind if I stand next to you? I forgot a jacket and need something hot to warm me up

 

 

 

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What I think of the ones you just posted:

-I just *BLEEP* my pants, can I get in yours? EWW SEEDY!!! Seriously, this one is just sick..
-Excuse me, I lost my number do you wanna have sex? Random..... totally random!
-Daaaa, Derrrr, Daaa, Deeee... I'm sorry I'm not really retarted, but I could tell that you are one special lady! Lame.
-I just *BLEEP* my pants, can I have your phone number? Lame.
-I'm dislexic,so when I look at the alphabet, I see "I" and "U" together. Lame.
-So other than giving me a boner, what else are you doing tonight? Sick and seedy. Still lame.
-So, should we discuss your payment afterwards? WTF?
-Hi, didn't I see you in the womens restroom? Lame.
-Are you ok? Because you look like you just fell outta the sexy tree and hit every branch on the way down! Lame.
-You mine as well com home with me, because I'm gonna have sexy with you anyway. Lame.
-Hey, did you see that fight?
Her response: No, what fight?
That fight between my eyes deciding on which part of you to stare at. Seedy and lame.
-Do you mind if I stand next to you? I forgot a jacket and need something hot to warm me up laugh.gif Lame.

Still the first was a tad funny, but still sick and seedy.

A200

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