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Sep 19 2006, 06:39 PM
| | Hilarious thread =9 Most of the time, instead of pick-up lines I just get interviewed -___- appearently they are not so creative .__. and it's aaalways by men who are atleast 20 years older than I am and sometimes they even try to *bribe* me to make me give them my phone number. So yeah, I can't think of a lame pick-up line I heard someone using on me, but I do remember this one I once read at another forum~ 'If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?' of which I think it's pretty close to being terrible x_x Btw, Albus Dumbledore, Club Sushi sounds so Japanese instead of Chinese? 
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cangor
Sep 19 2006, 07:40 PM
oh, god, don't even get me started... cheesy pick-up lines are so... cheesy. btw, there's a big, big long list of them here, for anyone who cares... http://www.pickuphelp.com/entertaining... and you can probably find plenty by doing a google search...
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zyzzyvette
Oct 9 2006, 01:25 AM
I have to admit I'd far rather someone use something like "Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle" than some of the disgusting things I've heard people use.  Seriously there is being blunt and then there is just plain sleazy... 
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AlternativeNick
Oct 9 2006, 01:51 AM
"did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?" haha ive never really been one to use pick up lines on girls (i just let my stunning good looks do the talking) LOL but i have had alot of friends who always just wanted to 'hook up' so every time we went out, they would all argue about who had the best line, and then whoever ended up hooking up using their line won... pretty weird eh?
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salamangkero
Nov 21 2006, 06:50 PM
Allow me a quote: QUOTE Hi, I'm Karen Walker. Wanna make out? That's from Miss Walker to another girl. Some "gay" pick-up line's I've encountered but never used-You'd look hot if your lips were wrapped around something other than a soda bottle. -Are you looking for a topless bottom or a bottomless top? -You know, you remind me of my next boyfriend. -I know a good protein source. (Figure it out  ) -Hi. I'm 6. Wanna be 9?-Seb? (sex eyeball) -Want milk? Oh, something I overheard: -A lot of guys are total @$$#0|e$ and there's a saying nobody dies a virgin 'coz life fvck$ everyone... so I take it you're gay? (Go figure ) Lastly, a few morbid ones: -If friends were flowers, I'd pick you. -If I were a mad scientist who collects people's ears, yours would be my most prized possession. 
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edkes
Feb 8 2008, 06:11 PM
Here is the WORST chat upline ever!!: (It's sort of a poem) "Roses are red, violets are canny. Show me your love, and I'll show you my fa*ny" Use it (if you're a girl).
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saitunes
Mar 2 2008, 10:12 AM
How about, "Myspace or yours?" "Beauty is only a lightswitch away" "you know what would look good on you? Me" or my all time favorite, "I wanna kiss you and take a dump on your chest"
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Inhuman
Mar 14 2008, 09:36 AM
I got a couple: "Nice shoes, wanna ****?" -"How much does a polar bear weigh?" -"I dunno" -"Enough to break the ice. I'm *insert name here*"
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Qittie deKay
Mar 14 2008, 04:26 PM
Oh my gawd...this thread is freaking hilarious! My friend and I used to come up with millions of these things just for fun. I've had a few really awful ones used on me before, though. Here's some pretty goofy ones, original and otherwise: "Do you work at Subway?...because you just gave me a foot long." -Been used on me- "Is that a mirror in your pocket?...because I can see myself in your pants." "Hey...somebody just farted. Let's get out of here." "Was your daddy an alien?...because you're out of this world." "Are those space pants?...because your butt is out of this world." "Your momma must be a baker...because you have a nice set of buns." "Girl, you look so good I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!" "If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?" "Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Just wanted you to know the name of the man of your dreams." -Been used on me- "You look like my future girlfriend." "You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day." "I didn't know angels fly this far south." "Did it hurt?...when you fell from heaven?" "Would you touch me?...so I can say I've been touched by an angel." "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U between F and CK." -Blech...been used on me before-
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jopak134
Mar 14 2008, 05:20 PM
worst pick up line i used: your both pretty, you related? one is tan and the one is pale  we were in a bar and i'm a little drunk the sad thing about this one is we're all friends and have come to that bar together 
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