It works quite simply. Users post their questions to the Oracle, familiarily known as "Orrie." There is a group of "priests" who provide all the necessary administration so other users are given the chance to respond with their best sense of humor.
If you want to post a question you would have to respond one as the payment. The result is generally great multicultural humor and a wide variety of points of view. Some responses may seem profound, others may be, plainly ridiulous. But most of them are really hilarious.
This is just a sample that you can find in It's Ominicent website
Or if you register you can get them by email.
The Internet Oracle
I hope it is not too long. Enjoy
QUOTE
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Og get message! Og told by Or-a-kle that Og get digested!
>
> Og not want be digested! Og father be digested by big lizard! Og father
> big pile of lizard poop! Og not want be digested! That hurt Og!
>
> How Og stop Or-a-kle Priests from digesting Og in future?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Thag here. Oracle say Thag prob'ly not mess up Og question too bad.
}
} Thag not see Og bash head with rock. Thag not see Og throw dirt on
} head. Thag say, Og hit self with spiky club until eyes go black. Thag
} answer Og question anyway. Thag nice guy. Thag feel bad for Og
} father.
}
} Thag present Top Many Way Og Not Get Digested.
}
} Many) Og grovel better. Og not get zot, priests get bored.
} Many) Og ask stupid question, not funny. This one easy.
} Many) Og send question "beavis". Thag not know either, but it work.
} Many) Og get Aborigine On-Line account.
} Many) Og tell Oracle Og name "B1FF".
} Some) Og ask boring question.
} Some) Og go back, use Neanderthal spelling.
} Few) Og not make list. Priests like lists. Thag take big risk for Og
} here.
} Two) Og stay far from box-with-pictures. Priests geeks. Like box-with-
} pictures question.
}
} And number one way Og not get digested:
}
} One) Og ask Oracle woodchuck question. Not get digested. Get zot
} though.
}
} Og owe Thag many giant lizard. Thag like get digested.
> Og get message! Og told by Or-a-kle that Og get digested!
>
> Og not want be digested! Og father be digested by big lizard! Og father
> big pile of lizard poop! Og not want be digested! That hurt Og!
>
> How Og stop Or-a-kle Priests from digesting Og in future?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Thag here. Oracle say Thag prob'ly not mess up Og question too bad.
}
} Thag not see Og bash head with rock. Thag not see Og throw dirt on
} head. Thag say, Og hit self with spiky club until eyes go black. Thag
} answer Og question anyway. Thag nice guy. Thag feel bad for Og
} father.
}
} Thag present Top Many Way Og Not Get Digested.
}
} Many) Og grovel better. Og not get zot, priests get bored.
} Many) Og ask stupid question, not funny. This one easy.
} Many) Og send question "beavis". Thag not know either, but it work.
} Many) Og get Aborigine On-Line account.
} Many) Og tell Oracle Og name "B1FF".
} Some) Og ask boring question.
} Some) Og go back, use Neanderthal spelling.
} Few) Og not make list. Priests like lists. Thag take big risk for Og
} here.
} Two) Og stay far from box-with-pictures. Priests geeks. Like box-with-
} pictures question.
}
} And number one way Og not get digested:
}
} One) Og ask Oracle woodchuck question. Not get digested. Get zot
} though.
}
} Og owe Thag many giant lizard. Thag like get digested.
Regards,
Joe
Mexico
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