tough to sell yourself without one, eh? don't fret... good thing the net is littered with somehow useful junk as this: "The Advertising Slogan Generator"
Visit http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan and make one for yourself.

type in your name, and click 'sloganize', and voila! your very own slogan!
don't forget to post the results here, and let's see who's got the best slogan

me first (btw, my name is errol), and it gave me this:
"BEHOLD THE POWER OF ERROL"

as hugh grant said in his movie with julia roberts: "surreal... but nice." what's your slogan? in all seriousness, you can also use the sloganizer to create a slogan for your company or product if you think you are not creatively endowed to create one. nice tool for advertisers out there.

 

 

 

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(I put "Something" )
Funny but I don't like this :

When you have to wait for 10 seconds... They always say this and I don't think there is always a lot of people

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The Curiously Strong Donegal

But.. how... its... how.. I'm not on steroids.. they're vitamins. VITAMINS... damn this website..

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I had several interesting results. Here are a few examples...

Builds Bonny Caveman.
Biting the Hand that Feeds Caveman.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Caveman.
The Better Way to Start the Caveman.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Caveman.

Can't say I like any of them too much. I bet you could have a lot of fun putting dirty words into the generator (I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole WHAT?!?!?!)...might keep you occupied for a few hours hours

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Pretty interesting.

I put in "clouds" & tested it a couple of times:
Bring Out The Clouds.
Never Knowingly Clouds.
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Clouds.
Feel the Clouds.
Snap into a Clouds!
Get Serious. Get Clouds.

Now that's how I spent 60 seconds of my life... ><

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This thing is not that bad.. Its awesome. Ofcourse you gonna get weird things but this is great..Thanks for the link

Things Go Better with Brain Productions
Look For The Brain Productions Label
Every Brain Productions Helps.
Life Should Taste As Good As Brain Productions

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Better Living Through Cammy
A smooth-running Cammy is a relaxing experience
Naughty, but Cammy....Oh yeah I like that one!
When the going gets tough, the tough get Cammy...Ok now I give up *pouts*
Cute I stumbled across that a couple years back and lost the link.


I think if I could use one slogan from the past it would be Timex Watches " It takes a licking and keeps on ticking"

 

 

 

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Let the Ken Begin =D
I'm a Secret Ken Drinker. ahahaahhaa
He Who Thinks Ken Drinks Ken.

according to these my future will have something to do with alcohol

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well I tried with dontmaimyourself but I got aload of crap results:

Your Dontmaimyourself, Right Away.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Dontmaimyourself

their crap right?

So I put in cheese and then the fun started:

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Cheese.

Although I have to say this is my favourite:

I Saw Cheese and I Thought of You.

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You touch me and ill touch you lol kidding

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