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Jan 6 2005, 12:55 AM
| | A man comes up to his neighbour while he is fixing his car. The car is obviously broken, and it's engine sounds like WW2.
1: Your engine is making allot of noise buddy!
2: What?!
1: I said: Your engine is making allot of noise!
2: Whaaaaaaaat?!
1: Your engineeee is making allot of noiseeeeee!
2: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??!!
1: I SAID: Your engine is making a hell of allot of noise!
2: WHAAAAAAAT???!!! Speak up I can't hear you! My engine is making allot of noise! |
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