! Just follow my ways to nicely tell a person that they're ugly!1. For their birthday, give them a free makeover coupon for the local makeover store.
2. Sing "The U.G.L.Y. Rap" for them at a special event, like a wedding, like this: "(Name of bride/person), you've been a great (whatever they were), but now that you're getting married to (name of groom/bride at wedding), I want to say to you what I've wanted to say to you since the first day I met you. U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you UGLY, yeah, yeah, you UGLY!"
3. Whenever something about ugly people is said, do a fake cough and say the ugly person's name, EVEN if the ugly comment wasn't made about them.
4. Do a joke prank like this:
YOU: Who wants to ride in my Ferrari with me?
UGLY Person: I do!
YOU: OOOOH..... Can't do that....
UGLY Person: Why?
YOU: Because ugly damages my vehicle. I've already had to fix my car for $5494.34 from the last time your ugly damaged it.... Sorry....
5. The classic brown paper bag over the head always works
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