I am 14, and I was wondering what peoples experiences with the Prostate check up are. I am not really that thrilled about having someone stick there finger in my Gluteius maximus, but what was it like for all of you guys out here. I have not liked going to the doctor ever since my female doctor put her hands down "there" and felt around and said "Does that tickle" when I was little, so as you can see, I don't have good experiences.

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A finger up there doesn't sound all that pleasant to me, but then again it has to get done, or else you end up in a fiasco like Peter did in Family Guy.

As for the female doctor thing.....dude, was she hot? Cuz if she was, I wouldn't be complainin.

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thats pretty interesting that you had a female touch you when you were little haha..ive only had male doctors for physicals. Im 23, and I am glad i won't need a prostate check till at least after 30's (thats what they say anyways)

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Yeah, I had no idea what that was all about until it happened to me once. Not gonna happen again any time soon, I'll tell you what. Nasty... If you're under 40 and there's no compelling reason, just scream, "NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY ANUS YOU SICK PERVERT!" And from there, if you notice symptoms like you hear on all those stupid TV commercials, just get some of that stuff they advertise on www.Coasttocoastam.com (the radio talk show that's on late at night in the Americas) because it's suppose to be effective and natural. So, repeat after me: NO to drugs and NO to KY jelly covered dirty fingers in the stinky orifice.

There. I'm glad we had this talk. I hope you all learned something valuable here. Tomorrow, we'll be talking about mites, ticks, intestinal parasites and how much fun they can be to find and get rid of without using industrial grade insecticide.

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I'm not quite sure if you were being sarcastic here...

In any case, I'd like to point out that prostate checks have a perfectly sane medical reason behind it and not the perversion most people associate with inserting fingers in areas where the sun doesn't shine. I'm pretty sure prostate cancer is not exclusively for elder people and, the sooner it is diagnosed, the better.

Well, of course it's unpleasant and not a very thrilling procedure to look forward to. Then again, what's a few minutes of discomfort compared to potentially suffering from cancer for the rest of your life?

 

 

 

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boy, i'm 20 and i've yet to have a prostate exam... not to make it more arkward for ya but... were her hands cold...?

i would ask you WHY you had it checked at suck a young age but i think that's something you'd rather not talk about ''

also... when DO you ask your doctor for a prostate exam?

I know when something pops up like a green penis... but what other symptoms would you get b4 you go see a doctor and ask for one?

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prostate
Prostate Check?

Watermonkey. Grow up. Maybe a finger up the ass is worth preventing a sudden and unwelcomed death from cancer.


-reply by ikep

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