Munchie
Apr 26 2005, 04:16 PM
| | Ok, when I have been at school the last few weeks I have heard people saying these weird sentances but the strange thing is they are quite funny.
Here are some of them:
"I've seen your type on the radio."
"You sound a funny colour."
"Dont look at me in that tone of voice."
Has anyone heard any more?
~ Munchie ~ |
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eXtreme
Apr 26 2005, 05:22 PM
sure..  see: "teacher, how the planes don't hit the stars??" .. no comments.. Well and another's i dont really remember now.. 
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beeseven
Apr 26 2005, 11:26 PM
Someone on my bus last year said "The school sure looks different when you can't see it." I should have more but I'm braindead right now.
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Velveteen
Apr 27 2005, 08:22 PM
Munchie
May 9 2005, 05:47 PM
Sorry to bring this up again but I heard another while watching a tv program. "This is the biggest smallest city in the world" I dont quite get that one. ~ Munchie ~
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Puck_4004
May 9 2005, 05:54 PM
Here's one you often hear when someone is looking for something: "It's always in the last place you look" ...Well ofcourse it is you stupid idiot! I mean who carries on looking after they've found it. I mean really, what kind of world do we live in. It's all free folks
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BuffaloHELP
May 9 2005, 06:22 PM
QUOTE(Puck_4004 @ May 9 2005, 01:54 PM) "It's always in the last place you look" This statement denotes that sometimes you find it in the least expected place. Although I have never thought that statement as your take. Very intersting. You gave me something to think about. QUOTE(Munchie) "I've seen your type on the radio."
"This is the biggest smallest city in the world" These are examples of oxymoron where two ideas are contradicting one another. Few examples are: "that's a jumbo shrimp" "it was pretty ugly" "silent cry" "deafening silence" QUOTE(Munchie) "Dont look at me in that tone of voice." I wonder if that is what you heard. If you replace 'in' with 'with' it's correct. At least that is the way I've heard it.
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Puck_4004
May 9 2005, 06:48 PM
QUOTE(BuffaloHELP @ May 9 2005, 07:22 PM) This statement denotes that sometimes you find it in the least expected place. Although I have never thought that statement as your take. Very intersting. You gave me something to think about. QUOTE(Munchie) "I've seen your type on the radio."
"This is the biggest smallest city in the world" These are examples of oxymoron where two ideas are contradicting one another. Few examples are: "that's a jumbo shrimp" "it was pretty ugly" "silent cry" "deafening silence" QUOTE(Munchie) "Dont look at me in that tone of voice." I wonder if that is what you heard. If you replace 'in' with 'with' it's correct. At least that is the way I've heard it. Alright smart Alec! We don't need your type comin' up this neck of the woods and spouting all stuff and nonsense about our yapping. Why don't you just swallow some humble pie and apoligise for kicking us when we we down. All we tried to do was have a banter about silly sayings and you have to go and start stiring by using oxyMORON and general premodifications to make you sound all borgeious like Maggie Thatcher well I for two have had enough, go on, Sling your hook. It's all free folks Apoligies to BUFFALO - we're all freinds here Ta
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BuffaloHELP
May 9 2005, 07:01 PM
QUOTE(Puck_4004 @ May 9 2005, 02:48 PM) Alright smart Alec! We don't need your type comin' up this neck of the woods and spouting all stuff and nonsense about our yapping. Why don't you just swallow some humble pie and apoligise for kicking us when we we down. All we tried to do was have a banter about silly sayings and you have to go and start stiring by using oxyMORON and general premodifications to make you sound all borgeious like Maggie Thatcher well I for two have had enough, go on, Sling your hook.
HA HA HA  . I did not mean to stick my head in where it did not belong. I suppose I should call my proctologist and get my head out of my buttocks. QUOTE Apoligies to BUFFALO - we're all freinds here No need for one. After all, this is a forum. I especially enjoyed the colorful insults (although I cannot tell if in fact it was an insult since I am bit light on the lingo). Are you Coventry, CT or Coventry, UK? Judging by your phrases I am assuming that it's UK. No need to reply since it's your personal information. Cheers.
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Puck_4004
May 9 2005, 07:18 PM
Don't worry I wasn't out to offend BUFFALO (Thumbs up) Just harmless, playful bickering that's all. More statments: -Happy as Larry (Who's Larry) -Catch as bus (Who threw it, that's what I want to know) -Creased up to the nines ...Etc. I'd be happy to let you deconstruct them BuffaloHELP if you'd like to. Thankyou all (and to the poorer people - cheers)
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HoRuS
May 10 2005, 09:15 PM
Rofl once I had a fight with someone from my neighbourhood... He was threatening me with these words: "Be carefull $%&*@## I know where your house lives" 
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electriic ink
May 10 2005, 05:58 PM
It's as easy as tieing your shoes - what if you can't tie laces? It fell down like a tonne of bricks - what if the bricks were made of foam - is it ton or tonne? I can think of more
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