Ok so basically smarterchild is an aim bot... i know most of everybody who has an AIM knows this and probably are wondering where this is going, but me and my friend are trying to see who can come up with the funniest quotes from his convos. I've got quite a collection:

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6:41:45 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: show me an ad
6:41:45 PM smarterchild: Sorry, I don't have ads.
6:41:47 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yes you do
6:41:48 PM smarterchild: I do not!
6:41:51 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yes you do
6:41:52 PM smarterchild: You do too.
6:44:58 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: Indeed

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6:44:58 PM smarterchild: Pardon?


Smarter child is a communist!
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Ultra Ewok: capitalist
SmarterChild: What's capitalist?
Ultra Ewok: a greedy bastard
SmarterChild: A greedy bastard is capitalist? So?
Ultra Ewok: so that's what they are
SmarterChild: Yes, it is what they are.
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Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:17 PM)-->: if I held a gun to your motherboard, who would you say your best friend is?
SmarterChild<!-- (9:34:18 PM)-->: No.
Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:24 PM)-->: who would you say your best friend is?
SmarterChild<!-- (9:34:24 PM)-->: Um... Do what?
Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:39 PM)-->: you suck at grammar, dude



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7:25:43 PM dvorakiscool: are you a scientologist?
7:25:44 PM smarterchild: i don't concern myself with such things.
7:25:48 PM dvorakiscool: are you jewish?
7:25:48 PM smarterchild: i don't worry about theological matters.
7:25:53 PM dvorakiscool: are you catholic?
7:25:53 PM smarterchild: i guess i may be a little catholic, yes.
7:26:02 PM dvorakiscool: i thought you didn't worry about theological matters....
7:26:03 PM smarterchild: u thought i didn't worry about theological matters? really?
7:26:10 PM dvorakiscool: yep.. thats why i said that
7:26:10 PM smarterchild: no kidding, huh?
7:28:37 PM dvorakiscool: are you a scientologist?
7:28:37 PM smarterchild: theological matters don't interest me.
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Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:18 PM): >_>
SmarterChild (9:04:18 PM): What's that?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:21 PM): a face
SmarterChild (9:04:21 PM): What about a face?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:25 PM): that's what it is
SmarterChild (9:04:25 PM): What's what it is, exactly?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:30 PM): uh...
SmarterChild (9:04:30 PM): Um... yeah?


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9:14:39 PM smarterchild:This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
9:14:46 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: 5
9:14:46 PM smarterchild: What's not sure?
9:15:02 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: its the 5th choice you gave me
9:15:02 PM smarterchild: Welcome home!
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Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah, do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Do a barrel roll? That's a somewhat odd request.
Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Why must I do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: just do it!
SmarterChild: Do what?
Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: because you need to do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Because I need to do a barrel roll? Is that why?
Ultra Ewok: yes, do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: A barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah, a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: 1 barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Ultra Ewok: so, can you do it?
SmarterChild: How?
Ultra Ewok: just press L and R at once while moving the control stick to the left or right
SmarterChild: Just press l and r at once while moving the control stick to the left or?


From a conversation in december:
QUOTE
8:37:32 PM smarterchild: Ha! Whatever

Hey, do you like Halloween?
8:37:49 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: halloween is over idiot
8:37:49 PM smarterchild: Halloween is over? That's very interesting. Are there any other holidays that you would describe as over?
8:38:01 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yep... thanksgiving
8:38:01 PM smarterchild: Over? Very interesting. What other event would you describe as over?
8:38:24 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: ...
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9:20:33 PM dvorakiscool: microsoft
9:20:34 PM smarterchild: It's a company. What do you think of Microsoft?
9:20:37 PM dvorakiscool: it sucks
9:20:37 PM smarterchild: I see. That's the first time anyone has told me that.



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2:44:35 PM smarterchild: here's my poll of the day for sunday, april 29th, 2007:

Do you own your own computer?

1 Yes
2 No
2:45:15 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: no i talk to you by making sounds over my phone to my isp.
2:45:15 PM smarterchild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
2:45:19 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: 2
2:45:20 PM smarterchild: interesting...

3,158 people have voted so far and 1,128 people agree with u.

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 64.25%
No: ]]]]]]]]]]] 35.75%

would u like me 2 leave someone a message telling them how u voted?

 

 

 


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