Jim Carrey anyday!

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keep getting errors when trying to vote.
hollywood's greatest?
well Jim is from canada and robin from usa so at least we all know who's the best out of there countries.
And being from Scotland I find the stand up he did on Canada was the funniest thing ever!
Like a gloooooovvvee.
Here's some classic JC lines for everyone's pleasure.

A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.

I just want to be myself.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

If you've got a talent, protect it.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

Originality is really important.

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation.

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me.

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”

“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”

“I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.”

“My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.”

“Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.”

“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.”

“There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a *BLEEP* about."

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his *bottom*.”

JC may not have been the son of god but he was a really good actor!!!!

We love you JC!

 

 

 

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