Woke up this morning feinding for my blanket
I was an ice cube, damn yo, I couldnt stand it
Trying to stay warm I curled up in a ball
But seriously that didnt work at all
So I jumped out of bed on the stone cold floor
OH MY GOD! I DONT WANT ANYMORE
I jumped back into bed, I was brain dead
Had a brain freeze, shivers in my knees
So I found some socks slipped them on my feet
Tried that again, and the floor was defeat
Shuffling to the shower, took about an hour
But I did it anyway because I aint no coward
Hopped into it and turned that baby on
I'm gonna kill myself. The hot water's gone
Now I'm sad, defeated, cold, and I'm sick of this s**t
Looking to the ground, yo where is my d**k?
*Chorus*
I'm shriveled, penisless, and covered in shame
I dont think that I'll ever be the same
I'm dirty too. Could my life get any badder?
Just little bit, I gotta empty out my bladder
Hobbled on over, dropped my boxers, and let it flow
My little stub shot in every directions that it could go
Of all the thirty streams none hit the bowl
I beat my meat too much, thats what I've been told
Piss frozen on the toilet, thats not nice at all
And now I got get rid of these urine icicles
Do that later I need some clothes to beat the chill
two pants, 4 shirts, 8 socks, and more still
Feet so thick, just cant fit, into my kicks
D**k so small, and my b**ls, cant feel em all
The temperature f**ked up my day and then all of this
Now I gotta walk to school, aint that a b***h
*Chorus*
Now I'm standing at the front door staring at the icy weather
Things eventually will get better...
Right? Wrong. Oh so wrong. Thats what I heard from my mom
There's a North Easter coming that'll cover us like a bomb
Well I'm late already better get going
at least its not hail, its really snowing
I step out the door and I just want to die
My face is frozen, i couldnt move it if I try
I wonder if my teacher would be able to figure
out that Im late from walking throught the blizzard
I'ma walk into school looking like Frosty the Snowman
Frozen like ice and covered in snow, man
I can see school through the haze of the storm
Just can't wait to get inside and just relax and be warm
I finally reach the door, I see a notice, "whats this?"
"Due to the snow, school is cancelled"... S**t.
(Should I have the chorus, or just stop short with the last word?, I'm leaning towards the latter.)
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So if you can help me write a chorus, I'd appreciate it. Or at least give me ideas of what to put in it.
