| | A man says to his wife "with the mortgage and all our monthly bills, we're not going to have enough money to survive...you're going to have to go out and sell sex!"...she agrees to do so and on the next night is all done up in her tartiest clothes. She goes out at around 6pm and comes back at 11 with a jar full of money. They sit down together and count it out. "£112.50" says the wife, at the end. "Who gave you the 50p?" "All of them" |
