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cse-icons
May 3 2005, 09:27 AM
Johnny' Facts are quite interesting....
Here are a few similar interesting bits called Murphy's Laws.. I suppose most of you must have heard of it.
I am a great fan of Murphy's Laws... Hope you like...I am sharing a few and wud add up as I can...

Here are a few related to technology to start with

#1
QUOTE
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.


#2
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Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.


#3
QUOTE
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.


#4
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.


#5
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The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.


Post your views... I found them interesting. Hope u liked them too... more to come...

Cheers.

 

 

 


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Styx
May 3 2005, 05:05 PM
this is one of my favorites:
All bleeding stops... eventually.
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SystemWisdom
May 3 2005, 06:33 PM
Ahh, I was expecting to see my favorite law there, but it isn't.. weird too, 'cause it is the only law of Murphy's that I could remember!!

QUOTE("Murphy")
If something can go wrong, it usually will.



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Saint_Michael
May 3 2005, 10:25 PM
well out of pure boredom i found some more murpheys laws, funny that no one would try to make them a federal law hahaha but here we go

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If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop

QUOTE
The road to success is always under construction

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Decay is inherent in all things, strive unceasingly.

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If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.


i tell you murphey laws are maknig me depressed now sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif no more


 

 

 


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cse-icons
May 4 2005, 06:35 AM
Hi,
Nice to read a few more of those... I find them interesting though many of them are depressing, you realise that there is something which tells u that it is true when u put it to reality also...

Here are a few more.. this time on love and not so depressing ones....smile.gif

This one is an extension of a common philosophical saying...
#6
QUOTE
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.


#7
QUOTE
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.


#8 (The less depressing one I suppose..)
QUOTE
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.


A one on military...
#9
QUOTE
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.


Lets c how many of you agree on this one....
#10
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Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.


btw as "SystemWisdom" posted, the original murphy's law is :
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Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.


Cheers...

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