Man Arrested For Having Intercourse With A Table?

gisellebebegirl

Apr 15 2008, 05:00 PM

hmm? at first i didnt believe this, but a man [Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio] was arrested for having intercourse with a table ????? can you really get arrested for that? there were some dvds he made of himself doing so, but he wasnt distributing them... he was kinda seen four times having sex with the table, but always between 10-noon. sure there was an elementary school nearby.. but come on, theres a elementary school near everywhere in the us. and he wasnt doing the thing with the table with the hole in the middle in front of the kids, or at a time when kids could be present

i feel bad for the poor guy & his three kids [all in school] how embarrising

Jimmy

Apr 15 2008, 06:24 PM

QUOTE(gisellebebegirl @ Apr 15 2008, 06:00 PM)

You got that right, how embarassing! Although he brought that on himself for doing it with a table. I guess he was following the old saying, "any holes a goal!"

truefusion

Apr 15 2008, 06:52 PM

QUOTE(gisellebebegirl @ Apr 15 2008, 01:00 PM)

he was kinda seen four times having sex with the table, but always between 10-noon

I call this a form of "bad publicity." If he was seen, then it wasn't in private (or in a good hiding spot). It doesn't matter what age it was that saw him, he did it in public, and that's enough of a reason to arrest someone.

But where did you get this information?

Jimmy

Apr 15 2008, 07:01 PM

QUOTE(truefusion @ Apr 15 2008, 07:52 PM)

But where did you get this information?

Now THAT! Is a question I'd like to know

kobra500

Apr 15 2008, 07:10 PM

I personally discovered this when looking at a news story about the "Tree Man" and it was linked in the same area. All i can say to him is "whatever floats your boat"

velma

Apr 15 2008, 07:14 PM

Oh My God!!!!

All I want to know is HOW? .. I mean, I honestly do not care about why he did it.. Heck if he is that crazy I honestly do not care about why he did it

I mean I have heard of humans having sexual intercourse with animals and vice versa

but tables?

I had actually seen this in my local newspaper, I find it weirdly funny but sad

There are plenty of links that give you details about the news... Here is one of them

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

And yes it was in public O_o

truefusion

Apr 15 2008, 08:00 PM

QUOTE(velma @ Apr 15 2008, 03:14 PM)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

There appears to be no mention on whether or not they burned (disposed) the table. If that table is still there, i'd hate to be the one to sit at that table.

tricky77puzzle

Apr 15 2008, 09:11 PM

Huh. In public, you could get put in jail for 20 years for that, no problem. (Or a mental asylum for 15 years. Whatever floats your boat.)

But where is there a hole inside the table? I mean, I'd understand if it was a woman, but... eww. (If he did it in private, then no one would notice anything, and he wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble.)

Saint_Michael

Apr 15 2008, 09:19 PM

Want to know the sad thing about this incident, that it is not uncommon for someone doing something stupid like this. It reminds me of a story of a guy getting freaky with a hole in his hot tub, they had to bring the fire department to get him free because of how well that hot tub had suction itself on him. Of course now this guy will be slammed with a sexual predator label of some sort, and force to register as a sex offender because of the fact he was doing this at a school. Heck I hope the authorities are smart and take his kids away as well because who knows what he might do without his table.

So in other words this guy just screwed up his life, screwed his family all because he didn't know how to control himself.

varalu

Apr 15 2008, 09:44 PM

I do not understand the whole thing...

Table? wtf...
Whats happening in this world?

Was he attempting some kind of Guinness World record or something similar to that?
That too in Public (I consider this public very much... else there wont be a topic here and i will not be making a reply...) ROFL

GOD save the king.

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GrinningKittie

Apr 18 2008, 03:00 PM

LOL!

I could believe that too. In fact I used to have a friend ( waaaaaaaaaaay back when) that we used to tease a bit like that ( "you love your car sooooo much......") because he REALLY loved working on his piece of junk car. So much that he got upset when he had to quickly put the pieces back together so he could give his girlfriend a ride to the hospital. She was in labor with his child and he was peeved because this took time away from his vehicle time......

the need for speed

Apr 18 2008, 05:01 AM

I don't know maybe...... Car exhaust pipes. You never know

And NO, There is no hint in this post.

GrinningKittie

Apr 18 2008, 04:54 AM

Wow.
I've known some people to get friendly with fruit and veggies ( WHY??) and there was one guy who DIED from injuries after having intercourse with a horse ( http://www.chat11.com/Washington_Man_Dies_...se_With_A_Horse ) but furniture sex?

Hmmmmm........ would it still have counted as furniture sex if he placed a face on the table? I mean people seem to enjoy intimate relations with blow up dolls, however if they were to bend it over and stick a coffee cup and a magazine on it's back would it then constitute as furniture? Just kidding.....all in all it too is an inanimate object.

Seriously though is there anything a desperate ( or experimenting ) guy won't sheathe himself in? I've heard of dogs being overtly friendly, getting stuck in weights and even vacuum cleaners ( as well as the above mentioned garden stuff).

What will they think of next?

bishoujo

Apr 17 2008, 02:16 PM

How did they catch him doing that? If someone reported it, then perhaps he deserved to be arrested because he is 'traumatising' other people. Some people may be utterly disgusted by this kind of behavior. And you never know, maybe a kid saw it and told his parent, that's why the matter is so serious. Poor guy though. He should have been more discreet.

keego

Apr 17 2008, 01:27 PM

okay i honestly think animals are worse then tables.. table is just an object.. but cmon animals are just gross.. i remember seeing a couple doing it with a snake.. GROSS!!! but anywho , i do kinda feel sorry for the guy.. i mean cmon.. its just a table.. who cares.. but who knows.. not like i was there neways

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