katagirl3000

Oct 9 2004, 08:38 AM

These are a few Ya mama jokes I heard when I was a kid. Ya mama's so poor, she has to use a fork with cereal to save on milk:P Ya mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving. Ya mama's so poor, when I stepped on a cigarrete on the ground, she said why did you get rid of my heat. blah, that's all i can think of for now,. I'll write more when I think of them

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sonesay

Mar 31 2008, 08:33 PM

QUOTE(Trap FeedBacker @ Oct 3 2007, 10:48 AM)

Name:tops ckrets
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your mama is so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white;)

-tops ckrets

LOL at that one. This ones missing but I'm sure we all know it.
Your mums so fat her belt size is equator.

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