Replying to HazaaI'm sorry but I would love to live forever... Seing all your loved ones dieing is the price you have to live with for living forever and I would personally do that to be immortale

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One day, someone asked me a question "Why do you only put magnets on the small fingers? Why not on all fingers? You put magnets on all toes, don't you?"

My answer to him:

That's good question. When I was 19, my friend from China told me that when he was in China, doctors used magnets to cure his nearsight by placing magnets on his ears. That got me interested in magnets. I placed magnets all over my body trying to cure my near sight and make me feel better ever since. (I was premature aging and unhealthy when I was 19, which was 10 years ago.) I placed magnets all over my body including all fingers. Nothing worked. But one day, I placed north pole on top of both small fingers. I got sick. I sneezed and coughed at night, which kept me awake. I climbed the stairs at school, felt like an old man because each step made my heart pound out of my chest. I have worn the north pole on both pinkies like that for the entire week, and I was sick for the entire week.

I thought I will get better after awhile, but I didn't get better. I was sick for the entire week for wearing them like that. Then I finally couldn't stand it anymore and took them off. Then I tried switching one pinky to south leaving the other pinky north. Then I felt rejuvenation. TREMENDOUS REJUVENATION. I further perfected it by adding magnets at bottom of pinkies, and I suddenly felt more thorough rejuvenation. Then my wrinkles on my forehead started to disappear. My skin tightened up. All those crazy things started to happen to me which convinced me that this device which I have just invented gives immortality.

This is how I found the secret to eternity. The rest of the fingers didn't work and were not even close the the effect I got from the pinkies. Pinkies are the most sensitive finger. maybe it's because small fingers are connected to the heart nerve.

2 years ago, I invented the foot braces. Between the invention of pinky rings and the foot braces, I tried nearly everything I can think of: Tesla coil, inducing wiring my body using high voltage, low amps. Electro-magnetic coils. Nothing worked as good as a pair of rings on the pinkies except the foot braces. The foot braces worked, and they worked better than the pinky rings.

That's my story on how I discovered immortality. It's not because I'm a super genius. I am just lucky.


LMFAO!! i think he is just a chepa fraud who wnats to make some money..lmfao .. immortal....hahaha

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I can't really believe this, at least right now... I think someday in the most likely not so near future, scientists will come up with something that can greatly prolong life. Or maybe some random people will stumble across something as an accident and it will indeed work. After all, most discoveries are on accident.

But if something this fantastic was out there, I'm sure the world would know about it. It would be on the news, and in the papers, because something to the scale that this was on, if it did indeed work, would be a major discovery to mankind. And those don't stay quiet long.

I've seen lots of different arguments made by the posters here about why this guy is a nut. I honestly don't know if he believes it himself, or is just in it to "pull a fast one" over on us all. If he does believe it, I sort of feel sorry for the guy, but then again, you never know... maybe it does indeed work. I have no authority in the area to say that it doesn't (other than my nagging gut feelings in that no such thing exists).

I myself, would not be going out and buying these magic rings, because I just don't believe... and what's it going to take for me to notice that I've stopped again, 1 year? 5 years? I don't know to be honest... I don't see myself aging on a day to day basis, so I'm not really sure when I'm supposed to know.

Will I just wake up on my 100th birthday, and realize that my body hasn't aged in the past 80 years? Not too likely. Does this ring cure the brain from old age too... because I'd like to be coherant enough at that age to know the difference...

I don't know. Whatever. It's a nice thought though.

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I was on that site a long time ago. I signed up for it because it was pretty easy to get a pair of rings. All you had to do was send some visitors to the site. It took over a year to have them shipped over and when I got them they didn't really do anything. But at least I have 4 pretty strong magnets to use for whatever I want.

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I'm pretty sure there's a rule against that on this site somewhere... but whatever.
I'm pretty sure you're suppost to look at this site, laugh, and then hit your StumbleUpon button and never think about it again ;p

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