Saint_Michael

Feb 28 2008, 06:56 PM

MY MY MY I wonder what that teacher was thinking about when she was asking this kid those questions .

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saadatabubakr

Jun 16 2008, 03:05 PM

QUOTE(OpaQue @ Feb 29 2008, 12:16 AM)

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man that was awesome....i too wondered what kinda questions she asked

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iGuest

May 27 2008, 11:00 PM

Is that a joke

Sow corney...



-reply by jared avillon

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pritamkumar90

May 15 2008, 10:52 AM

ROFL haha!!! Wow what a great joke. Thanks a million for posting that!!

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