Microsoft Linux provides all the power of the Linux Operating System with the ease of use you've come to expect from Microsoft Products.

Microsoft Linux brings a new level of productivity to Linux, without sacrificing flexibility, performance, and control. In addition to features like My Home Directory and My Configuration, Microsoft Linux contains greatly improved support for Web and Enterprise development.

With Microsoft Linux Enterprise Edition, you can create scalable multi-tier applications using our new Graphical User Interface command-Line Technology (GUILT)?. Extend your productivity with optimized support for Internet Active-XWindows? Technology and built-in Internet Xplorer web browser.

... with the ease of use you've come to expect from Microsoft Products.

You don't need to look closely to see its fake, S_M! The authors made one glaring mistake:
No-one would advertise a Linux based product as having the same ease-of-use as Windows. Marketing does not work by pointing out the shortcomings of the product

What others are saying:

"They want me to be a *BLEEP*!"
-- Linus Torvalds.

"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
-- Richard Stallman

"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
-- Bill Gates

"I don't remember agreeing to that."
-- Janet Reno

"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the *BLEEP* that comes from a horse!"
-- Greg, Columbia Internet