20 facts that we all are addicted to the internet:
1.When you turn off your PC u have a feel of emptyness
2.Your dog and your 3 year old doughter have their own web site
3.When you want to meet some girl,you dont ask her for her number,you ask here for email adress.
4.It happens that you say after evry word .com
5.When you turn of your TV,you wait to show "Shut down" message
6.You cant talk with your parents and grandparents,becose they dont have a PC,or an internet .
7.You have a tatoo on your body where you can see "This body is best seen with Mozilla Firefox"
8.When youR inbox will show that there is no new messages you feel depress and lonely
9.You dont know the sex of your 3 best friends
10.Your familly always knows where you are
11.In normal situationS you dont laugh anymore, you just say LOL! or rofl or roflmao
12.ThE girls you hang out are only in JPEG format
13.Your best friend is a guy you've never seen beFoRe
14.You deside to go to college in a year-two just to use the free internet
15.Your Favourites list scrols in 10 minutes
16.You are convinced that the surfing on the internet is better than sex
17.You laugh at the people that have modem 56K
18.You start to use smileys at official letters
19.When you wake up at 5AM,you go to the loo and stop to check your email on the way back to your bed.
20.Your glasses have Mozilla Firefox in them
Sorry for my English,i think you can understand:)
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