I'll give you guys a special sneak preview of this tutorial... a good ten minutes before it comes out on my website... enjoy.
Internet Explorer Sucks
Description Its time to send those pesky Internet Explorer users a message. Learn how with my brand new "IE Sucks" PHP Code. (Only $29.99, but wait there's more!)
Try It Out Alright, in order to give those IE users what they deserve we will be using the good ol' HTTP_USER_AGENT command. This command grabs the users browser name, etc. Its also useful for all kinds of other things such as stalking somebody.... *cough*
CODE
<?php $browser = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; ?>
Alright, good job, young php-learner. As you can probably guess, this does pretty much nothing.
So far all we have done is create the $browser variable and given it a value. Next we'll create the message for those IE users.
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<?php $browser = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; if(strstr($browser, "MSIE")) { $message = "You *_edit_*, you're using Internet Explorer. Get something else now!"; } else { $message = "You are not using Internet Explorer. Good."; } echo $message; ?>
Ok, so basically, if the value of the $browser variable (which contains the HTTP_USER_AGENT command) has the phrase MSIE (Microsoft Internet Explorer) somewhere in it, the page calls the viewer a douchebag... And if they are not using MSIE, then it pats them on the back.
Of course you can always modify this code to say "Good job" to MSIE users, etc. Or insult users of different browsers... in general, this is a very fun code to play around with and I hope you enjoy it.
i dont know the code but i know that IE drags to himself all kinds of toolbars i had once 4 or 5 at once . i switched to firefox witch just god popular (right before windows vista and new *IE) i liked it becouse of tabs .
but i cant get used to IE again -> wheneever i reinstall widows the first thing i download is Firefox
First of all that code is not intended in such way that is I think that you are misusing the code provided why? because this code is in face intended to help developers because different browsers have different ways of showing very different things and if you are clever enough to use some programs like dreamwaver then you may find that it has compatibility check this is one of its integrated options and this will help you because then you can adjust your code to return correct encoding for the computer that is using your site.
Also remember that the thing that is very important is that internet explorer is still the most used browser today and something else internet explorers things that infacted me and most of the users the most are in fact its integration with the micrsoft operating system windows and as internet explorer was integrated into the kernel in windows xp this produced many problem and security issues however now things should have changed since it is no longer integrated in the kernel of operating system making it more reliable and a lot more secure.
And one more final thing I use mozilla firefox because it is a lot betteer and more usuful then internet explorer or any other browser nto because other browsers "suck".
Although I agree IE is not good, and that the tutorial title is misleading... please try to keep comments relative to the tutorial... not your comments on IE... please.
Well I suppose that instead of hate-messages, have different layout codes etc. to suit different browsers.... I'll write that up later... unless someone else does.
var browser = navigator.appName var type = "Microsoft Internet Explorer" if ( browser == type) { alert('You are using Internet Explorer!!'); alert('Just click OK to download Firefox LOL!!'); document.location = "http://www.mozilla.com"; }
When i changed to FireFox, my internet was wayy faster (my bandwith runs out frequently) According to my friend, IE takes longer to load up the page (not downloading)
Ok, I have replaced the old tutorial on my website with this one... bassically the same... except its about increasing browser compatibility, instead of telling people internet explorer sucks... I think that its a better idea, as its less offensive ( I honestly don't know who would take offense), and has more of a point.
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Description With so many different browsers, people have a long list to choose from. Unfortunately, that is when we run into problems with a website's performance. Since most browsers read HTML, CSS etc. slightly different than the next browser, your website may not look how you wanted. Let's learn to fix this problem.
Try It Out If we want to make our website compatible with different browsers, we'll have to know which browsers the viewers will be using. We can grab this with the good ol' HTTP_USER_AGENT command.
Alright, good job, young php-learner. As you can probably guess, this does pretty much nothing. So far all we have done is create the $browser variable and given it a value. Now we are ready to make our website more compatible.
Code <?php //-------------- //grab user info //-------------- $browser = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
//-------------- //compatible content //-------------- if(strstr($browser, "MSIE")) { $compatible = <<<html Code Compatible for Internet Explorer html; } else { $compatible = <<<html Code Compatible for Other Browser(s) html; } echo $compatible; ?>
Ok, so bassically, if the value of the $browser variable (which contains the HTTP_USER_AGENT command) has the phrase MSIE (Microsoft Internet Explorer), it shows you whatever you replace "Code Compatible for Internet Explorer" with. If it doesn't contain MSIE then it echoes what ever you replace "Code Compatible for Other Browser(s)" with. Also, you can use this to add special features to your website depending on what browser they are using. Play around with the code, and add your own flavours and ideas to it.
Notice from rvalkass:
Even if you copy from your own website, it should really be quoted.
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info about my daughter ( /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0"
alt="biggrin.gif" />). I of course being smart, open and honest, told the new "girlfriend" about me
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reliable services I have found is text4free.net . They can send SMS on a huge range of providers
and even have a online provider checker - when you send an SMS you need to know the network provider
of the recipient and the online checker can do this for you! They also all....
Hi everyone, I have been working as a SEO for quite sometime. There are different techniques that
are used by us in this work. There are many sites that we need to promote and use certain links for
internet marketing. Among all theses, I need to open multiple tabs for the work. I know that all the
links are not safe and some of them are ir-relevant or not safe. This also makes the work slow and
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Qoodaa Communications , which has been devoted to developing internet transfers services, innovates
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QUOTE Most web designers will have copies of each of the leading browsers installed on their
system — for testing purposes. However, given the percentage of readers who come to HTMLSource
still using Internet Explorer 6, there are obviously a huge amount of people out there who haven’t
been told that there are better browsers available. What do you think, when will be the time,
when developers won't have to test their work in IE6 ?? I am waiting for that time to arrive
/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> ....
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to correct him :P So we exchanged messages then I learned he's a middle aged man. That hit me.
To that point, in my mind he too also a teenager. So I kinda fell remorse, I felt like i acted
disrecpectull to an elder. Just think about it, our minds cant talk to a monitor so we create an
avatar for the people we talk on web. But because we know so little things about them, our mind
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which lets you use the command prompt to contact a Web site and see if it is alive and responds to
your ping request. It also resolves host names to IP addresses--in other words, if you issue the
command ping www.pcworld.com, it will tell you the site's associated IP address. And it also
tells you the speed of the connection and response. The free PingInfoView makes the simpl....
Hi, although it has some useful features and it's (i'd hope so...) well integrated with the
shell, the file explorer that comes with windows xp is not the best we can ask for... so I've
always tried to use various other pieces of softwares randomly found on the net whenever I've
had to intensively work on my file directory... still I haven't found a very good one, all
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bookmarks toolbar but still, its stupid). The address bar search thing. I liked the concept, but I
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Don't you just hate it when people call Microsoft, Windows, and Linux derogatory names? Well, I
do. I think it's just useless, because calling them derogatory names won't get them
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* In the left-hand column in the window, navigate to Computer Configuration > Administrative
Templates > Network > QoS Packet Scheduler * In the right column double-click on Limit
reservable bandwidth and select Enabled . * Change the Bandwidth Limit to 0 and click OK. N....
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50+ hours a week which i earlier used to spend on the net and that too on cheap sites. i think
maturity comes only after some experience. ....
Alright, I just found out about this very recently on my quest to get a wireless adapter for my Xbox
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Okay, so recently i got comcast high speed internet and i have a linksys router, but i am told by a
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border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />....
Hey, I want to rant about something - thats why I am here. Today we went to the mall and I went
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through it while we were walking around the mall. I saw a page on the Nintendo DS. I have a Nintendo
DS (not a DS lite) and I think it's a really good system. On this page was the DS Internet
browser, you of course need to have a Wireless Net connection or a Wi-fi USB Adapator for the DS to
beable to connect to the net. I wanted a USB Connector anyway so that was no trouble. I wa....
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the UMD which is in the psp, and also take out the memory card. Next, go to settings, then system
settings and click restore settings, the psp may freeze up, but it is not broken, take out the
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This is s little tip that you can make your Internet Explorer browser can run fast as Firefox
browser. You can make it by following the step by step below step 1: first you go to start menu
and then choose run. step2: After you choose run,it appears a little box,then you can type regedit.
step3:Find the key that you need by following this HKEY_CURRENT_USER \ Software \
Microsoft \ Windows \ CurrentVersion \ InternetSettings step4:On the right box,right
click and choose new ,then continue choose DWORD Value step5:type into the box : MaxConnec....
Here's a simple way you can run Internet Explorer from the command line... Create a new text
file that contains the following line: CODE @start "" /b "C:\Program
Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe" %* Rename the file e.bat Copy this file
to your profile folder QUOTE C:\Documents and Settings\your_account_name Now you
can open a command prompt window and type the following CODE e www.trap17.com This will
start Internet Explorer and open the URL for www.trap17.com....
Just got home from work so this topic feels so natural now... Anyways I work at blockbuster, have
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shift, despite the fact that I've been working here more than anyone ESPECIALLY TRAINEES. -My
boss brags that she's giving me a nice raise, when in fact it just makes up for the fact that I
started below what your supposed to start at and my last raise was a nickel. She wa....
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people and you also have to make them see that u want it cheaper or in some cases free lol i had to
find out the hard way. When they released cable extreme internet connection both me and my friend
were both long time users and we both had same old crapy modems. So what do i do... i call Rogers
and ask em if i could upgrade to cable extreme and they say i have to pay $100 for....
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require a vertical scrollbar. In this case, Internet Explorer will disable the scrollbar though not
remove it. In my opinion this would be correct behaviour. The disabled however not hidden scrollbar
means that a switch between a preview of your website in Mozilla Firefox and MS Internet Explorer
will lead to an annoying change of the location of your layout. To disable this an....
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will be using for this tutorial is called XAMPP . XAMPP is a modification of the popular Apache
server, and I'm using XAMPP because of its simplicity to install as well as maintain. The
current version of XAMPP is 1.4.13 and it has the following bundled in the download: QUOT....
Here is the basic wind down taken from my livejournal "...Oh well that is how it goes in my life.
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me for wanting him to cover me FOR THE FIRST *BLEEP*ING TIME I HAVE EVER ASKED HIM FOR *BLEEP*. I
was there when he broke up with Dani, when no one else wanted to be his friend I was there, when
people purposely dismissed him for parties and crap I invited myself so that he had an excuse to be
invited, I was there when his dad died, I was the only one who went to his birthda....
I see as firefox as my main choice but its really up to you on what you choose: Firefox is an
open-source (Wired mag) Internet browser, thought up by a 18 year old (completed when 19) after many
frustrations with Internet explorer. It has a built in pop up blocker that has never once fail me,
and is 100% skinnable. It includes TABS, which is a fature that lets you see more than one page in
one window. Because of its new scent, noone has bagan to look for a way to deliver viruses thrrough
the browser. It has promoted its service by Spreadfirefox.com, which gives of webba....
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why? because this code is in face intended to help developers because different browsers have different ways of showing very different things and if you are clever enough to use some programs like dreamwaver then you may find that it has compatibility check this is one of its integrated options and this will help you because then you can adjust your code to return correct encoding for the computer that is using your site.
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