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Car Accident --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto
them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into
heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many
times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never
cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for bei....
I doubt that any of you is from Ireland, and even at that, know much about Derry. But if you are,
here's two pretty funny jokes. 1. Why Wasn't Jesus Born In Derry? They Couldn't find 3
wise men and a virgin. 2. Whats the only wrong with the county itself? It's Above sea level.
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