How I Was Born? - Dad's answer to son's question :-)

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How I Was Born? - Dad's answer to son's question :-)

dakokoy
FUNNY ....he he he ...nice one...

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ivantoar
Funny, me and my brothers laugh when we see this. LOL at the "You've got Male!" and no firewall.

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litchy
Ahahaha classic.... where do you find all these anyways, or better yet find the time?

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