sunilr_74
Nov 12 2004, 07:26 AM
One day, a girl, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them. Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition. Girl: Condition!, what is that? Devi: You have a boy-friend? Girl: Yes. Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon. Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready. Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world. Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you. Girl: It's OK. Devi: Be as you wish! Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world. Girl: It's OK. Devi: Be as you wish. Devi: Now the last boon remains. Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK. Devi: What? Are you sure! Girl: Yes. Very sure! Devi: Be as you wish. Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too. Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys! Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end.. Actual story: Fact is that the boy would get 10 times more than what the girl wished. The girl asked for a MILD heart attack. and guess what? The boy gets a 10 times more mild heart attack. He survives the attack and lives longer and does better in his life.
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Becca
Dec 10 2004, 06:26 AM
tasty If your wondering where your post went. I deleted it. It was SPAM. WRiting three letters.. "lol" is an inpropiate post. Sorry. But please do NOT do this in the future. Thanks 
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Becca
Dec 10 2004, 04:28 PM
Lmao I admit I am a spammer that was the reason I was made a mod because I was really bad at it...I guess it takes one to know one..eh.. Anyways you've just double posted!!  Oh and funny thing....but girls are not THAT stupid...>.< well some
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