In real life, this kid told me hte following story. Dunno if it's made up or real, but I thought it to be funny.

His grandma calls. She asks,

"How's hockey?"

"Fine"

"Wait a second, ok" says his grandma and moves away from the phone.
In the background, you could hear her yelling, "*darn* SKATEBOARDERS!!!"

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