I spoofed drops of Jupiter:Now he’s back in earth’s atmosphere
His hair is soaked with Ashley’s tears hey hey
He rocks the hawk and isn’t afraid
To show us all it’s okay to change hey hey
Since the return of his stay on fox
There’s no reason to watch that old black box hey hey
But tell me did you sail across the sky
Did you make it to Hollywood to see the lights all faded
And Simon’s opinions are over rated
Tell me did you meet a super star
One who knew you’d go far
And tell me, did you think of us
When you were lookin’ for yourself out there
Now he’s performing for the Nation
He’s become a teen pop sensation hey hey
You’re dissed by haters who don’t really know
Who you are so just say so hey hey
Now that he’s back in the atmosphere
I’m afraid he might think of me as plane ol’ Jane
Told him a story about a girl who was to afraid to fly so she never did land
But tell me, did Gwen sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get a chance to dance in the light of Broadway
And head back to Federal Way
And tell me, did J-Lo blow your mind
Was Idol everything you wanted to find
And tell me, did you think of us while you were looking for yourself out there
Can you imagine no love, hate, American Idol
Your fans always sticking up for you
Because we know the haters are wrong
Can you imagine no ponyhawk, besame mucho, five-hour phone voting time
The best reason to drop out... and singing
But tell me did
you sail across the Sky
Did you make it to Hollywood
to see the lights all faded
and that Simon is over rated
Tell me did you ever meet a super star
one who knew you’d go far
and did you think of us while you were
looking for yourself
na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,
na,na
And did you finally get the chance to dance on Broadway
na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,
na,na
And did you meet a super star
Ever meet a super star
na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
And are you happy while looking for yourself out there
