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QUOTE That last one is just an infinite loop with a \"random insult generator,\" \"random title,\" and \"random link name.\" The first page is fixed though.
I'm kinda new at php (so new, I just know how to script it, but I haven't done anything with it yet) so I don't exactly know how to write it. But I can most definitely write it in C and use a CGI-bin. Very easy! how can you do a random link name?
Wow that site really is a waste....
QUOTE I'm kinda new at php (so new, I just know how to script it, but I haven't done anything with it yet) so I don't exactly know how to write it. well, here it is: CODE <?php
$head[0] = 4; $head[1] = "No Click Version 2.0"; $head[2] = "Do you really think you should continue?"; $head[3] = "There might be anything on the next page..."; $head[4] = "You just don't know..."; $first[0] = 4; $first[1] = "You just don't learn..."; $first[2] = "Are you crazy??"; $first[3] = "..."; $first[4] = "!!!"; $second[0] = 5; $second[1] = "Do you?"; $second[2] = "I can type faster then you can click :)"; $second[3] = "You do realize that a computer is typing this..."; $second[4] = "That's Right!"; $second[5] = "GRRRR!!!"; $links[0] = 10; $links[1] = "Do Not Click!"; $links[2] = "I told you not to click!"; $links[3] = "Don't say I didn't warn you..."; $links[4] = "....."; $links[5] = "I dare you to click me..."; $links[6] = "Click here to get a virus"; $links[7] = "Click here to make me mad"; $links[8] = "The next page"; $links[9] = "To page ".($_GET['page'] + 1); $links[10] = "You don't get it do you?"; $ID = rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999).rand(0,99999999); $page = $_GET['page']; if ((isset($page)) && ($page != 1)) { if ($page != 300) { $link = $links[rand(1,$links[0])]; $headt = $head[rand(1,$head[0])]; $body = $first[rand(1,$first[0])]." ".$second[rand(1,$second[0])]; $pagel = ($page + 1); } else { $headt = "OK... YOU WIN..."; $body = "I GIVE UP! YOU WIN!"; $link = "Start it over again..."; $pagel = "1"; $page = "End"; } } else { $link = "Continue"; $headt = "WARNING!!! DO NOT CONTINUE!"; $body = "IF YOU CONTINUE YOU WILL JUST WASTE YOUR TIME..."; $page = 1; $pagel = 2; } ?> <HTML><BODY><CENTER><TABLE BORDER=10><TR><TH ALIGN="CENTER"><H1><?php echo $headt; ?></H1></TH></TR><TR><TD ALIGN="CENTER"><H4><?php echo $body; ?></H4></TD></TR><TR><TD ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="noclick.php?page=<?php echo $pagel; ?>&id=<?php echo $ID; ?>"><?php echo $link; ?></A></TD></TR></TABLE><BR>Page: <?php echo $page; ?></CENTER></BODY></HTML> or, http://winbots.org/noclick.phps if you want it syntax highlighted 
P.S. i wonder how much fun google would have at that page : 
At least it's not one of those annoying never ending dialog box websites, where at the end i gotta ctrl-alt-delete to exit. I wonder if I can find the link to that 8)
I feel sorry that he spent that much time making a site that really has no value to society. Except for you learn how to say Don't Click Here in like 30 different languages lol :wink:
QUOTE At least it's not one of those annoying never ending dialog box websites, where at the end i gotta ctrl-alt-delete to exit. I wonder if I can find the link to that *gets an idea* just joking
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