chakhei

Dec 9 2004, 03:10 AM

so what do you think? to laugh or to cry..........

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nate9000

Jan 18 2005, 03:56 AM

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Hey nate9000. I trust you'll enjoy this!  :wink:  

LolL i do!, WIN98 was the worst by Far!

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Wind90Mph

Jan 18 2005, 03:20 AM

LOL more then likely LOL

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sandman

Jan 18 2005, 03:04 AM

Hey nate9000. I trust you'll enjoy this! :wink:

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Hazaa

Jan 17 2005, 11:27 PM

I found a new low - o dear o dear o dear

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Prophile

Jan 17 2005, 09:51 PM

Crappiest computer joke of all time:

What do you get if you type in www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com?

A sore finger.

*dies*

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