| | A genie sees a bear chasing a rabbit and calls out to the bear, "If you stop chasing that little rabbit, I'll grant you each two wishes." The bear agrees and says, "OK, I want to have the biggest penis any bear ever had." The genie nods, and it is done. The rabbit says, "I would like a motorcycle." The genie shrugs and grants the rabbit's wish. The bear says,"I want all the bears in the world to be female except me." His wish is granted. The rabbit gets on his bike, revs it up, and says, "I wish this bear was gay," and peels out. |
