DeM0nFiRe
Sep 7 2007, 11:30 PM
| | Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*
These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!) |
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AskAndrewD
Nov 12 2007, 02:17 AM
QUOTE Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*
These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!) A. I think a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he freaking wants to chuck! Q. What if you made a joke so funny that you laughed yourself to death!? A. LOL AGHHHH SO FUNNY ROFL I AM JUST GONNA DIE LAU.........
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Reduced
Nov 12 2007, 07:58 AM
Q - If the atmosphere had no air, what'd you do? A - I'd get an air tank.
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ZaM0
Nov 12 2007, 07:49 PM
Q: What's up?  A: The sky's up, dude!  (Hey, that was a smart one  Reproduced from the RPG Runescape )
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demonatashadow
Nov 15 2007, 04:59 PM
alright i got one Q. if you have four eyes seven ears eight legs twenty arms,what are you A.ugly
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DeM0nFiRe
Dec 10 2007, 01:06 PM
Q.Why do fools fall in love? A. Becuase the sky is blue Q.Why is the the sky blue? A. 'cause of all the water up there!
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shadowx
Dec 10 2007, 03:15 PM
Q. What does the green button do? A. OUCH! Q. I wonder what the green button does?.. A. Ouch! Q. What happens if i press... A. OUCH! Just thought that one up and it reminds me of Homer Simpson so there it is
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jimmyln2004
Dec 11 2007, 02:47 AM
haha. here is one my friend told me. Q: Who is the wife of Christmas? A: Hohoho! Beacause everyone says "Hohoho! Merry Christmas!"
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DeM0nFiRe
Dec 12 2007, 12:53 AM
Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. Now we're starting to get more original XD Let's here some more guys! I'll come up with some more too.
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alex7h3pr0gr4m3r
Dec 12 2007, 02:41 AM
Q: Have you seen the new ubuntu release? A: Nah, I'm not really into pokemon... lol from one of my favorite webcomics 
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