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99 Facts About Guys! Believe It Or Not...

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::99 Facts About Guys::

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships


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Moolkye
See!!! I've been tryign to tell chics that for the longest time, but ummm...
Number 28

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Lyon2
Very interesting, actually, i agree will all the 99 points, and at least, those 99 points happened once to me in my life, and some points will never happen again as i go older, as i get more qualities!

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brainless
half of this doesn't apply to me (ok, make it a quarter...) but then ... some friends of mine and me did some Gender Test on the internet-thingy and I scored like 80% female whereas a female friend of mine scored 72% male wink.gif

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trace-uk
2. Guys love flirts.

That should be number one! lol And in my eperiance guys tend to fall in love quicker than girls, but I can't be 100% sure.

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PmH
Very interesting piece there, I didn't read through all of them, but I agree with the ones I did.

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CarlU
I'll take responsibility for a least half.
though, I haven't read all of it.

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dontmaimyourself
I read as far as #23, you see I (and maybe this is just me) but I have a big problem with that, I know that I personally don't hate gays, I genuinly don't care (and I reckon most other guys are the same), what I do hate is overly camp people, but thats just casue loud people annoy me in general. and yeah by the way its true guys cry too.

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Zabb
written by a female..
alot of those are general statements true of most people, some are dead wrong..
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58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

no seriously Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it (right now anyways) and I really don't want your advise (a.k.a. commands).
we do this when arguing to find a way thats less offensive then telling you how we really feel.

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Justin S.
Not all of those are true it depends on the guys personality. So you can't say all of those are not true dry.gif

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mc05w37
i agree with it. i think most of these are true unless the guy is gay. lol

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cangor
well, let's see.

1. true sometimes. depends on the guy.
2. heck no. Well, some do, but a lot don't.
3. depends on the guy.
4. uh... no. not true. well, then again, maybe depending on the guy, but if I said that it'd mean something like "stop beating around the bush" or "I can't believe you're acting like that."
if that makes any sense at all.
5. or, "hey, how are you?"
6. yeah, but I still really think guys who flirt around all day are... uh... not worth being with.
7. true. but he doesn't just disregard them, he likes them
8. yes.
9. not... anything.... biggrin.gif
10. I dunno, I don't hang out with girls who have been like, 50 boyfriends, because I wouldn't want to be #51 and I don't like girls who are always clingy to guys either
11. yeah, why not?
12. uh, guys, don't drink. well, water, but not booze.
13. and we don't admit it.
14. uh...
15. meaning...? I think that makes sense.
16. I never accept defeat.
17. ...
18. that depends what you're thinking, ladies.
19. guys just go crazy when girls touch them period.
20. yeah, sometimes.
21. sometimes...
22. yes. tongue.gif well, depends what.
23. well, guys know what the message is but they'd rather play dumb. or else, yeah, some just don't get it.
24. hate.... I dunno about hate, I don't really.
25. some do, some don't.
26. blush.gif absolutely.
27. uh, when a girl likes me and I don't like them I just feel awkward a while and tell them, "let's just be friends" and then forget it.
28. well, yeah, of course.
29. absolutely. I hate it when people throw "I love you's" around
30. biggrin.gif
31. I don't even know what that means.
32. some are, some aren't. actually, I think they're really clammy.
33. define "good" and define "test"
34. you can learn to spot them, seriously. or at least other guys can tell.
35. true, usually.
36. well, duh, they like them. and yes, absolutely.
37. I dunno. I'm a guy, I don't have a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend. But, it depends on the guy, and I don't really think this is true, unless the guy's a jerk/loser.
38. yeah, be sympathetic, but give him advice, he values what you have to say
39.I hate it when guys do that, but, yeah, maybe I do that once in a while too.
40. uh, like keeping you for himself, sure. ph34r.gif
41. Decent guys do.
42. yeah. though that sentence really isn't in english, and usually whatever a guy gets is just so nice and thoughtful that... yeah, guys, thoughtful gifts are better than expensive gifts.
43. you mean they brag about virtually anything. well, if the guy's really insecure, then sure, but a good guy will be really modest.
44. false.
45. some do, some think to little, some don't think at all.
46. ~?
47. uh, I think this depends on the guy, but weight definitely matters (in general) more than height.
48. possessive? depends on the guy, once again. me? not really.
49. it just pisses me off, but... yeah, I guess...
50. what, did you think it was?
51. depends on the guy, but, yeah, you should.
52. how about not getting in a relationship with him until he's mature enough to actually have one? ohmy.gif what a concept!
53. I think girls blame themselves a lot though, too, but, yeah, guys more. Emo cuts? Not sure.
54. most guys, true. 75% of guys (at least) have no will power.
55. mostly, yes.
56. I don't sweat when I'm nervous, and I bet a lot of other guys don't either.
57. yes.
58. yes. but guys, you should really never do this. How about actually saying "Please, can you listen to me?"
59. about what? sure we do.
60. uh, sure.
61. you should listen to him period.
62. yes.
63. sure.
64. yeah, I guess.
65. not necessarily true, but... uh?
66. yeah.
67. Dude, basketball is SO not a waste of time......... ... rolleyes.gif
68. if you make something for a guy he'll love it period.
69. yes. meaning hard-working, dependable, loving, and strong.
70. no, really? dry.gif
71. depends on the guy and his friends. not usually.
72. yeah.
73. I guess...?
74. yup.
75. lies.
76. I dunno I've never had someone say that to me before, but I imagine that statement's true.
77. yeah. wink.gif so true.
78. well, not offending, maybe awkward or not funny. basically, he can't believe that you did something "not perfect" if he likes you, if he doesn't like you he just won't smile at all.
79. ?
80. I don't generalize. Maybe some do, but it really depends on the girls you know.
81. deal with what?
82. as in so objectionable? Maybe... depends.
83. ?
84. yeah.
85. uh, no, like, he looks good but is always trying to look better means he's just trying to be attractive. if he's ugly and conscious about his looks and does nothing to change it then he's just a slob.
86. no. absolutely not.
87. dump him the first time, come on.
88. yeah.
89. who is "I?"
but I guess so.
90. yeah.
91. oh yes.
92. well, it depends, I mean, what's "suddenly," most guys are just so nervous about asking a girl out but they just want to hang out.
93. uh, no, that's so not true. well, it depends on the guy, but half of guys would only say that if they're crazy about you, the other half is just flattering you.
94. yeah.
95. uh, didn't you just say the opposite earlier or am I imagining things? Anyway, I seek help from both. perspective, there.
96. things?
97. yeah. especially if he says "beautiful" and not "hot" or "cute," because if he says beautiful he's talking about your inner beauty as well.
98. to what?
99. yes.


well, I think that's what I've got to say... just, girls, don't assume anything about guys because they're all different and, I dunno, you can draw a lot of generalizations about some types of guys if you've known them for a while but, figure it out based on experience, not lists posted on blogs.

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etycto
i've read through this whole list and about 70% of it is really true and many just stereotypes. some of them stood out realy clearly

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Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
that's too true

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Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

that is true but the guys,for most, will always like the girl with the mini skirt but not for too long

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Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
i dont think so girls always think that they can make a guy do waterver they want but thats not a real relation ship.this may happen between a wife and a husband but between a boyfriend and girlfriend not that likely

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When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

no girls dont ever think like that because that's probably never true forcing some one to express how they feel,when they dont want to, is bad and the feeling will come out negatively

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Guys don't really have final decisions.
yah yah we do, "i dont like you" does mean "i dont like."

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Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

this is true, for me at least, and this line "but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong." makes no sence to me. but while guys dont believe in love at first site they do believe in lust at first site

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When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
that is very very true

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Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

that's true the guy friends are never realy helpfull and its also the same way around for girls too.

but this list will never be 100% true for every guy note even 50%

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9block
If you relate these to a general stereotype.. alot of these remain completely wrong and dumbfounded me... like Zabb said...

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.


Lets go over the first twenty... the ones out of the first twenty that were wrong anyways..
1. Guys like good looking girls. period.
3. If a guy likes you for a minute, then forgets you. I really wonder what you did that second minute to make him forget you.
4. No, when a guy says he doesn't understand you... its because your running mixed signals.
5. If a guy manages to blurt this out to avoid stammering... id suggest he stammers some.
6. trust me, hes thinking of the hottest girl he met or seen that day.
7. If a guy really likes you, you dont have any bad characteristics.
9. Maybe the desperate ones.
12. Guys tell you lies and make you think your hearing what they can't tell you sober. Were smarter than you think.
16. guys usually try hard to make the girls that dumped them regret it. Eg, Going out with someone hotter.
17. If you touch a guys heart, double check to make sure hes a guy.
19. Guys go crazy when you touch something else.
20. That guy, needs to game up.

Those are a couple inconsistencies and the truth about each. Curtosy of myself.

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FLaKes
I agree with Justin S. I couldnt even read past 30....

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