Read Latest Entries..: (Post #15) by nstay on Jun 10 2008, 12:59 PM. (Line Breaks Removed)
these are hilarious and the pig's fact, omg.QUOTEMeh, instead of writing with lemons for a secretmessagge, why not cat urine? Muha, the ultamet hidden message, and a whole lot easier to decifer if u know how. *burns himself over the toaster* never can get the dam stuff to show up.who would use cat's urine? smelly... read more.
1) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) 2) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 3) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 4) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes! 5) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) 6) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (So why does a damn PIG have the half hour orgasm!?!?) 7) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 8 ) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) 9) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 10) Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 12) You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 13) In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. 14) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 15) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??) 16) Polar bears are left handed. 18 ) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds. 19) The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 20) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") 21) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!) 22) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, *BLEEP*) 23) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (I had kinda figured) 24) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight 25) Starfish don't have brains. (So I guess there are ore starfishes on this planet than Humans! )
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lol Thanks for sharing I guess I really didn't want to know some of that. My brother has already accomplished the second one My sister really does fear spiders more than she fears death. She absolutely hates them.
I fear spiders so much I wanna stay away from the toy ones because they remind me of the real thing. A pig orgasming for 30 minutes. Thats amazing. Lol. When you hold your breath, after awhile you fall unconcious and start breathing again. You can kill brain cells and other cells but you can't die.
Meh, instead of writing with lemons for a secretmessagge, why not cat urine? Muha, the ultamet hidden message, and a whole lot easier to decifer if u know how. *burns himself over the toaster* never can get the dam stuff to show up.
Who'd have thought such a simple sentence could change your whole outlook about Pigs. Now there are some of you asking to be reborn as a pig. Well I definitely don't wanna be a pig buyt the 30 minute orgasm is irresistable. Heck! I wonder whether why the pig doesn't have a heart attack or somethinng LOLz
Yea its kinda funny, the human body has like an automatic reflex to fear things like spiders and snakes. Anything majorly lifethreatning that kills in the wild, the human body automatically fears. pretty freaky! lol
ARgh, btw not a super pig! A pig/human splice! Muahaha!
Meh, instead of writing with lemons for a secretmessagge, why not cat urine? Muha, the ultamet hidden message, and a whole lot easier to decifer if u know how. *burns himself over the toaster* never can get the dam stuff to show up.
Ok in this thread you have to list some of ur fav things as a child and tell why you loved them OH
SO MUCH!.... ok ill start - Xena: The Warrior Princess: I Secretly wanted to be her, that and
she was sexy and she was a chick and i was a very sexist child.... - Spice Girls: Again, a sexist
child, obsessed with their music... - Sailor Moon: Were beginning to see a trend here arent we -
Pok'e'mon: It was like the crack of elementary school - The Little Mermaid: I was obsessed
with water and again shes a chick... got started watching it at a young age and thats....
I thought this might be interesting, a thread where you can share your *BLEEP*ups concerning
hardware, as I've got a few that would cast doubt over the fact I claim to know what I'm
doing. First one is the most recent one, I was repairing my mums computer, a P4 system with a
minor Windows problem, which was easily fixed. So once I'd fixed the Windows problem, I decided
to open up the case and see if I could do anything about the ridiculous temperature the P4 was
running at. So I decided to remove the stock cooler and replace the existing TIM with some Arct....
Well, The other day I was playing on counter strike source, and this was just after a successful
clan match. So I was really quite 'warmed up' So I decided to go and play on a server that
I always play on. There was people who were on that never usually go on. It was reasonabbly full
around about 10 people. When I came on, I started 'owning' I guess it was my luck but I had
lots of headshots. Nobody said anything at first, but when I took over this guys score. (This guy
was showing off by the way) He said that I cheat. I just ignored him and told him to....
QUOTE THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
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Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guestroom. Instead the
angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the
older angel saw a hole in the ....
QUOTE 1) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) 2) If you fart consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 3) The human
heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 4) A pig's
orgasm lasts for 30 minutes! 5) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!) 6) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have....
I don't know if this is the right section to post this in. If not please move to right
section. This is basically software that might help your computer speed up. I will give a
description on each one that I am really familiar with. The main category will be in bold and the
sub-categories will be in italics Maybe you aren’t running a firewall? QUOTE If you
have been using the Internet for any length of time, and especially if you work at a larger company
and browse the Web while you are at work, you have probably heard the term firewall used. I....
I have some 30$ in my E-Gold account and I want to withdraw them to my bank account! And
after some "googleing" I found GoldNow.st which seems a very good website for what I want. The
question is: Should I trust them? I mean 30$ aren't much for an american but for anyone in
my country it is quite a lot? So does anyone have any experience with them? Thanks for the
feedback,....
1. The coolest word for hang-over, is Katzenjammer. Use it to fool people! 2. Freedom of speech
protects you everywhere except school. If a school rule is somthing, it over-rides. BUT! You can
say ANYTHING you want about other students and teachers or whatever, and if you get in trouble, you
can sue the school, and you will win! It's the LAW!!! Use it to your
advantage! This is not what What Is...? section is for. Moving to General Talk. ....
Well there is a lot of things that are currently going on for me at the moment and there is a lot of
things that I just really don't know how to handle. But, we will get to that in a minute. Well,
with a lot of the things that have actually been happening I have been putting "smileys" (AKA:
Lighter Burns) all over my left arm. Why? Simple cause it is a way to release anger without hurting
anyone else. And as I am not a violent person, the best thing for me to do is to hurt myself. Now,
there is this girl called Sam, she is always over home causing problems with me ....
Tell us what your favorite things in the whole world are: My favorite things are friends, popcorn,
pink, butterflies, cute little kittens, cooking delicious foods, hugs, playing a good game, curling
up with a great book, lazy summer days, being comfy in my bed, dancing, and just having fun. I also
love fog and thunderstorms. I even liked snowstorms as long as I was snug and warm in my house.
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www.3d-kaan.com this is my new website /tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle'
alt='tongue.gif' /> 3ds max users plz use guestbook if you want more tutorials /biggrin.gif'
border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> ....
Hi, i know the bugs are being fixed, and im not complaining - its all good...
i just wondered if
an admin or someone could let us know how long, approximately we should expect things to be down
for?
Thanks....
hello admin.. sorry if i asking some qns ppl have asked.. /laugh.gif' border='0'
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i have juz got my new account re approve and
be on the new hosting..
i have try to upload things since i got it but cant..
either the ftp or
the cpanel both i tried n nothing seems to be able to upload or even create new folders in it.. the
ftp prog i using is turbo ftp.. this ftp prog has been fairly ok to use in other occassion.. except
this.. maybe u can check out n tell me y.. 10s
PS: i find it oso weird this time why there is ....
i need
#1 a popup blocker, so that my backup site(which is on a free host with ads) dosnt have
stupid "install this" popups.
when i say popup blocker i dont mean for my comp, i mean a script in
my page that stops them.
#2 im looking for a script to change the color of my links ( before
and after click)
i know there is one cause my friend used one on his site a long time ago.
and i
have found a resolusion fixer.
it checks your resolution, than redirects you to either
1024x768.html or 800x600.html (page redirect is changable)
if someone wants this script te....
HOWDY ya'll this is where i will post FRIEKIN HILARIOUS things that i make up. they are very
very kool. BECAUSE I MADE THEM UP. canu tell that i am hyper right now....
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I guess I really didn't want to know some of that. My brother has already accomplished the second one 
choke on it? carelessness (or more specifically, stupidity) when that happens.
smelly
