- 1.Make a trail of tomato juice leading towards the women's bathroom.
2.Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway.
3.Put antifreeze in the freezer.
4.Hide in the racks of clothing and grab people's ankles as they walk by.
5.Go into the fitting rooms and 5 min. later shout, "There isn't any tp in here!!!"
6.*Holiday Season* Ask an employee why there are white and black santas, but ne aboriganise santas.
7.Ride a display bike through the store and claim yo're taking it for a test drive.
8.Frozen pizza frisbe
9.Marco Polo.
10.Hold a broomstick joust.
11.Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.
12.Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch.
13.Hog the video game demos.
14.Put kool-aid in the toilets.
15.Run up to a male employee and say, "I need some tampons quick!!!"
16.Throw a bouncy ball down an isle and yell, "Go Pikachu Go"
17.While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the antidepresents are.
18.Superglue items to the floor.
19.Hide behind items on the shelves, and when people grab them yell, "BOO!!!"
20.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest checkout person.
*******PS: This is just a joke. If you are going to try any of these, try numbers 2, 6,9, 15, and 20.
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...Try this: when people look away from u and their cart drop something small and cheap like a little toy or something inside their cart then follow them from far away so they don't no that your following them intil they go to check out see if they buy it ...Its funny ...Or run around with one hand on your ear and one up in the air with your pinky up and yell "captain captain " then just make up stuff after that.