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arnz
post Jun 17 2006, 01:32 PM
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Source: off a email, and thought I may share this.

A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system...

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
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Hadi
post Jun 18 2006, 07:10 AM
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Those are very funny jokes, did you invent those? There is only one I didn't get:
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• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

The last one is the most funny. You should invent more I think!! Keep up the good work!
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post Jun 18 2006, 09:10 AM
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This is the funniest to me

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• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


Do you mind if i use these on my site?
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tuddy
post Jun 18 2006, 12:21 PM
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As he stated, the source of the Jokes were from an E-Mail he had recieved. I'd look around to find the source email and then contact the real owner.
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