 What Are Some Stupid Things You've Read? |
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 May 5 2005, 03:24 PM
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Incest is a game the whole family can play.  Group: [MODERATOR] Posts: 1,197 Joined: 11-February 05 From: Heaven Member No.: 3,709  |
Today whilst buying lunch, I went up to the school canteen and read what I could order. About 3rd on the list was Italian Pasta which nearly made me laugh.
What about you, have you ever read some stupid things? |
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May 5 2005, 04:05 PM
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Newbie [Level 2]  Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 29-April 05 Member No.: 6,339 |
The weirdest thing i have ever read, was that BathRoom guide thing that has like a ton of weird facts, laws, and stupid events...
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May 5 2005, 09:23 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 343 Joined: 16-April 05 From: Wardenburg/Northern Germany Member No.: 5,763 |
hey, Italian Pasta sounds ok to me ... but guess what we had in school a couple of days ago: Vegetarian Meatballs [being no absolute vegetarian but interested in making trouble, I asked whether those meatballs are made from meat or made from vegetarian-compatible stuff. That girl who gave out the food couldn't tell me so I took them to be able to tell my vegetarian friends whether they could eat in school or not...]
and, another funny thing I discovered in Google's image search quite a while ago: A picture of a road sign which read "Water on Road". Underneath this, there was an additional sign, reading "When Raining"... |
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May 5 2005, 09:31 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 343 Joined: 16-April 05 From: Wardenburg/Northern Germany Member No.: 5,763 |
*wants an edit button*
The sign looked nearly like this one, just spread on two separate signs: http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/water-on-road.jpg |
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May 5 2005, 10:06 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 260 Joined: 12-August 04 From: Hurricane Alley, Florida Member No.: 770 |
the stupidest thing ive read was Entrance only, do not enter, lol
other things were no smoking, no feeding the dinosaurs and no flash photography, lol theres more but i forgot it, but there are some stupid things out there. and i want the edit button back too. i dont like my spelling errors all the time. |
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May 6 2005, 02:38 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 140 Joined: 16-April 05 Member No.: 5,745 |
When I was at a hospital once, there was a computer with step by step instructions on a sign above it, explaining how to tun it off. lol
I thought that was pretty silly. And what happens when someone wants to turn it on? Another thing I read was on the back of a packet of blu-tack it said QUOTE Will stick to horizontal surfaces. That's good because I just hate when posters slide off my horizontal wall... 
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May 6 2005, 03:55 PM
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Incest is a game the whole family can play. Group: [MODERATOR] Posts: 1,197 Joined: 11-February 05 From: Heaven Member No.: 3,709 |
Another stupid thing i read was the text:
[ This page has been intentionally left blank ] on a piece of paper which it hadn't obviously  Can't people when a page is blank it's meant to be?We used to have an edit button? What happened? |
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May 9 2005, 08:16 PM
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Newbie [Level 3] Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 6-May 05 From: Coventry Member No.: 6,715 |
The weirdest thing I've ever read was an article which said my country was at war with Iraq (we were dragged into it by a bigger country apparantly)
Sighs -doesn't want to cause controversy or a debate- |
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May 9 2005, 09:23 PM
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Newbie [Level 2] Group: Members Posts: 34 Joined: 29-April 05 Member No.: 6,405 |
You want stupid things huh? so okay.. i copied it from ebaumsworld.com. It it their collection of the hilarious headlines that was really printed on the newspapers. read it for yourself.. its really funny. and did i mentioned stupid?
QUOTE 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 16. War Dims Hope for Peace 17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead |
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