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tyrant_dictator

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Mastering my army of Super Penguins armed with plastic safety scissors, bent of taking over the world. All hell was about to break loose, when suddenly, George Bussh and John Kerry showed up, in person without their respective campaign managers. My knees trembling, my dream balancing on what happens next.... John Kerry stepped forward as I crouched and started to debate with himself. I was in awe for he actually was arguing against everything he had once stood for. I was relieved until George Bush stepped forward. But, with Cheney having a heart attack and not around to hold little Georgey's hand, he found joy in playing with one of my smaller penguins. That penguin was my part of my special artic unit, he was going to be okay from this ordeal, he'll have to suffer for now. With both Kerry and Bush distracted, I summoned my ultimate weapon, Howard Dean. He quickly made haste with the two and I was left to conquer the world at last! But, as I was about to make my last move to power, I failed to remember to bring along my supple of fish for my comrades. Blast, failed by a supply weakness. Maybe next year....

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