 Things Guys Should Know About Girls |
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 Jan 22 2006, 11:37 PM
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Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 1,479 Joined: 11-June 04 From: Somewhere in Time & Space. Member No.: 1  |
Another mail I recieved... No assumptions please..
 QUOTE Things guys should know about girls
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't. 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times. 21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers) 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it. |
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Jan 26 2006, 05:26 AM
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Newbie [Level 1]  Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 25-January 06 Member No.: 17,599 |
Thanks for that advice im sure it will come in handy with this girl that i really like
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Jan 26 2006, 06:32 AM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 383 Joined: 8-October 05 Member No.: 12,656 |
ahaha.a. i haven't broken any rule... except for number 28... ahaha.. but i don't think she is offended... .well.. she called me short and skinny =(.. she got me back for that.. AHHAHA\
yeah. .and thanks for the advice... ahaha.. but most of them are pretty much common sense.... basically saying .. you should keep your mouth shut at all time and let the women be the men and the men be the women =P. |
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Jan 26 2006, 04:17 PM
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Premium Member Group: Members Posts: 156 Joined: 26-January 06 From: Beaverton, OR, USA Member No.: 17,687 |
Ah.. those rules.
I have to say, those rules are crap. I follow only a portion of them and my girlfriend adores me. There is more to being a good boyfriend than giving in to every whim a woman wants. I tell my girlfriend when she's wrong, I tell her when a pair of pants makes her butt look big, I ASK for head and PMS is a scientifically proven joke. You don't NEED to be drama queens, you just do it for the attention. Those are the rules for the typical women.. women that could stand to take some lessons from a REAL woman like mine. =) |
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Feb 9 2006, 05:23 PM
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Newbie [Level 2] Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 6-February 06 Member No.: 18,272 |
I'm a girl but I have to laugh on this rules, they are so funny...we are not so dangerous like this rules describe all of us, girls."Fashion police", omg...
 I hate generalizations and this is a school example of generalizations and stereotypes. |
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Feb 9 2006, 06:31 PM
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ointment! Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 2-September 04 From: Bat Country Member No.: 980 |
I guess the basic thing to remember is to be nice and try not to be obnoxious.
Here's something you should never say to a girl (or anyone). The other night I was talking to this friend of mine and I told him that he'd just made me lose my appetite. Never, ever respond to this comment with "You're welcome." It was such a terrible reply that I thought it was funny, and the fact that I don't see him as dating material probably helped, but there are a lot of girls who might be seriously offended by that. |
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Feb 10 2006, 10:20 AM
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The Bogey Princess Group: Members Posts: 638 Joined: 25-April 05 Member No.: 6,138 |
Well, I'm a girl myself, and these are stereotypes. Some girls, DO like monster trucks, and other mechanical stuff... We don't all live in rainbow pony pink land where everything is pretty. Some of us go beyond the said stereotypes. I did find most of them funny, though.
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Feb 10 2006, 12:02 PM
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Privileged Member Group: Members Posts: 570 Joined: 5-July 05 From: Ballarat Member No.: 9,042 |
QUOTE(icemarle @ Feb 10 2006, 09:20 PM)  Well, I'm a girl myself, and these are stereotypes. Some girls, DO like monster trucks, and other mechanical stuff... We don't all live in rainbow pony pink land where everything is pretty. Some of us go beyond the said stereotypes. I did find most of them funny, though.  Where is this rainbow pony pink land anyway?? lol. Do they have strawberry milkshakes, and carmel chocies.  When emails like that get written they have to be sterotyes, cause you can't write for the million of different personalties there are in this world, Unless you have nothing better to do, in which case, you need a life. |
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Feb 11 2006, 06:13 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 3-October 05 Member No.: 12,509 |
Yh gyal im feeling yu now.. thanks for publishing this because most guys are not aware of these things
 soO.. its up to us to tell them. Im so sick of boys who think you can say in one day hey.. beautiful do yu wanna be mine then expect yu to talk durrty, give head or let them finger yu i mean are they sick or have problems?? I have like the most perfect boyfriend right now and he treats me like a queen (that i am) and he appreciates me for who i am.. i dont have to give him head to prove to him i like or love him.. he buys me stuff, makes me stuff and gives me the feeling that i have never felt before and it is amazing.. |