 Stupid Statements, Do you know any? |
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 Apr 26 2005, 04:16 PM
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Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 21-April 05 From: UK Member No.: 5,978  |
Ok, when I have been at school the last few weeks I have heard people saying these weird sentances but the strange thing is they are quite funny.
Here are some of them: "I've seen your type on the radio." "You sound a funny colour." "Dont look at me in that tone of voice." Has anyone heard any more?  ~ Munchie ~ |
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Apr 26 2005, 05:22 PM
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Premium Member Group: Members Posts: 183 Joined: 24-April 05 From: Europe Member No.: 6,109 |
sure..
 see:"teacher, how the planes don't hit the stars??" .. no comments.. Well and another's i dont really remember now.. 
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Apr 26 2005, 11:26 PM
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Privileged Member Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 26-February 05 Member No.: 3,995 |
Someone on my bus last year said "The school sure looks different when you can't see it."
I should have more but I'm braindead right now. |
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Apr 27 2005, 08:22 PM
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Newbie [Level 1] Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 27-April 05 Member No.: 6,265 |
"I am homophobic."
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May 9 2005, 05:47 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 21-April 05 From: UK Member No.: 5,978 |
Sorry to bring this up again but I heard another while watching a tv program.
"This is the biggest smallest city in the world" I dont quite get that one. ~ Munchie ~ |
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May 9 2005, 05:54 PM
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Newbie [Level 3] Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 6-May 05 From: Coventry Member No.: 6,715 |
Here's one you often hear when someone is looking for something:
"It's always in the last place you look" ...Well ofcourse it is you stupid idiot! I mean who carries on looking after they've found it. I mean really, what kind of world do we live in. It's all free folks |
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May 9 2005, 06:22 PM
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Desperately seeking "any key" to continue...  Group: Admin Posts: 3,467 Joined: 23-April 05 From: Trap17 storage box Member No.: 6,042 |
QUOTE(Puck_4004 @ May 9 2005, 01:54 PM) "It's always in the last place you look"  This statement denotes that sometimes you find it in the least expected place. Although I have never thought that statement as your take. Very intersting. You gave me something to think about. QUOTE(Munchie) "I've seen your type on the radio." "This is the biggest smallest city in the world" These are examples of oxymoron where two ideas are contradicting one another. Few examples are: "that's a jumbo shrimp" "it was pretty ugly" "silent cry" "deafening silence" QUOTE(Munchie) "Dont look at me in that tone of voice." I wonder if that is what you heard. If you replace 'in' with 'with' it's correct. At least that is the way I've heard it. |
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May 9 2005, 06:48 PM
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Newbie [Level 3] Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 6-May 05 From: Coventry Member No.: 6,715 |
QUOTE(BuffaloHELP @ May 9 2005, 07:22 PM) This statement denotes that sometimes you find it in the least expected place. Although I have never thought that statement as your take. Very intersting. You gave me something to think about. QUOTE(Munchie) "I've seen your type on the radio." "This is the biggest smallest city in the world" These are examples of oxymoron where two ideas are contradicting one another. Few examples are: "that's a jumbo shrimp" "it was pretty ugly" "silent cry" "deafening silence" QUOTE(Munchie) "Dont look at me in that tone of voice." I wonder if that is what you heard. If you replace 'in' with 'with' it's correct. At least that is the way I've heard it. I will now attempt to attack BUFFALO by using as many "Stupid statments" for being very smart and deconstructing our statments... Alright smart Alec! We don't need your type comin' up this neck of the woods and spouting all stuff and nonsense about our yapping. Why don't you just swallow some humble pie and apoligise for kicking us when we we down. All we tried to do was have a banter about silly sayings and you have to go and start stiring by using oxyMORON and general premodifications to make you sound all borgeious like Maggie Thatcher well I for two have had enough, go on, Sling your hook. It's all free folks Apoligies to BUFFALO - we're all freinds here Ta |
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May 9 2005, 07:01 PM
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Desperately seeking "any key" to continue... Group: Admin Posts: 3,467 Joined: 23-April 05 From: Trap17 storage box Member No.: 6,042 |
QUOTE(Puck_4004 @ May 9 2005, 02:48 PM) Alright smart Alec! We don't need your type comin' up this neck of the woods and spouting all stuff and nonsense about our yapping. Why don't you just swallow some humble pie and apoligise for kicking us when we we down. All we tried to do was have a banter about silly sayings and you have to go and start stiring by using oxyMORON and general premodifications to make you sound all borgeious like Maggie Thatcher well I for two have had enough, go on, Sling your hook. HA HA HA  . I did not mean to stick my head in where it did not belong. I suppose I should call my proctologist and get my head out of my buttocks. QUOTE Apoligies to BUFFALO - we're all freinds here No need for one. After all, this is a forum. I especially enjoyed the colorful insults (although I cannot tell if in fact it was an insult since I am bit light on the lingo). Are you Coventry, CT or Coventry, UK? Judging by your phrases I am assuming that it's UK. No need to reply since it's your personal information. Cheers.
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