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DeM0nFiRe
post Sep 7 2007, 11:30 PM
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Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)
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AskAndrewD
post Nov 12 2007, 02:17 AM
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Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations?
A.*Disappears*

These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!)


A. I think a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he freaking wants to chuck!

Q. What if you made a joke so funny that you laughed yourself to death!?

A. LOL AGHHHH SO FUNNY ROFL I AM JUST GONNA DIE LAU.........
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post Nov 12 2007, 07:58 AM
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Q - If the atmosphere had no air, what'd you do?

A - I'd get an air tank.
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ZaM0
post Nov 12 2007, 07:49 PM
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Q: What's up? blink.gif
A: The sky's up, dude! biggrin.gif
(Hey, that was a smart one tongue.gif Reproduced from the RPG Runescape tongue.gif)

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demonatashadow
post Nov 15 2007, 04:59 PM
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alright i got one



Q. if you have four eyes seven ears eight legs
twenty arms,what are you

A.ugly
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DeM0nFiRe
post Dec 10 2007, 01:06 PM
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Q.Why do fools fall in love?
A. Becuase the sky is blue

Q.Why is the the sky blue?
A. 'cause of all the water up there!
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shadowx
post Dec 10 2007, 03:15 PM
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Q. What does the green button do?
A. OUCH!

Q. I wonder what the green button does?..
A. Ouch!

Q. What happens if i press...
A. OUCH!


Just thought that one up and it reminds me of Homer Simpson so there it is
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jimmyln2004
post Dec 11 2007, 02:47 AM
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haha. here is one my friend told me.

Q: Who is the wife of Christmas?
A: Hohoho! Beacause everyone says "Hohoho! Merry Christmas!"
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DeM0nFiRe
post Dec 12 2007, 12:53 AM
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Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. Now we're starting to get more original XD

Let's here some more guys! I'll come up with some more too.

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post Dec 12 2007, 02:41 AM
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Define:EVIL PROGRAMMER (ē'vəl prō'grăm'ər)- n. An organism that converts caffeine into evil software.