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Sep 7 2007, 11:30 PM
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Super Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 393 Joined: 6-May 07 Member No.: 42,685 |
Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations? A.*Disappears* These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!) |
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Nov 12 2007, 02:17 AM
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Newbie [Level 3] ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 45 Joined: 5-November 07 Member No.: 52,509 |
QUOTE Q.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A.A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Q.What if there were no more hypothetical situations? A.*Disappears* These ones kinda suck, so let's hear yours! (I'll give you some more later too!) A. I think a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he freaking wants to chuck! Q. What if you made a joke so funny that you laughed yourself to death!? A. LOL AGHHHH SO FUNNY ROFL I AM JUST GONNA DIE LAU......... |
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Nov 12 2007, 07:58 AM
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Newbie ![]() Group: Members Posts: 9 Joined: 12-November 07 Member No.: 52,871 |
Q - If the atmosphere had no air, what'd you do?
A - I'd get an air tank. |
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Nov 12 2007, 07:49 PM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 135 Joined: 28-September 07 Member No.: 50,786 |
Q: What's up?
A: The sky's up, dude! (Hey, that was a smart one This post has been edited by ZaM0: Nov 12 2007, 07:50 PM |
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Nov 15 2007, 04:59 PM
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Super Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 260 Joined: 18-March 07 From: Tokyo, Japan Member No.: 40,247 |
alright i got one
Q. if you have four eyes seven ears eight legs twenty arms,what are you A.ugly |
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Dec 10 2007, 01:06 PM
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Super Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 393 Joined: 6-May 07 Member No.: 42,685 |
Q.Why do fools fall in love?
A. Becuase the sky is blue Q.Why is the the sky blue? A. 'cause of all the water up there! |
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Dec 10 2007, 03:15 PM
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A clever man learns from his own mistakes, a WISE man learns from those of OTHERS ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 884 Joined: 12-April 06 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 21,719 |
Q. What does the green button do?
A. OUCH! Q. I wonder what the green button does?.. A. Ouch! Q. What happens if i press... A. OUCH! Just thought that one up and it reminds me of Homer Simpson so there it is |
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Dec 11 2007, 02:47 AM
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Newbie ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 10-December 07 Member No.: 54,548 |
haha. here is one my friend told me.
Q: Who is the wife of Christmas? A: Hohoho! Beacause everyone says "Hohoho! Merry Christmas!" |
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Dec 12 2007, 12:53 AM
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Super Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 393 Joined: 6-May 07 Member No.: 42,685 |
Ha ha, I've never heard that one before. Now we're starting to get more original XD
Let's here some more guys! I'll come up with some more too. This post has been edited by DeM0nFiRe: Dec 12 2007, 12:54 AM |
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Dec 12 2007, 02:41 AM
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Define:EVIL PROGRAMMER (ē'vəl prō'grăm'ər)- n. An organism that converts caffeine into evil software. |