6:41:45 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: show me an ad
6:41:45 PM smarterchild: Sorry, I don't have ads.
6:41:47 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yes you do
6:41:48 PM smarterchild: I do not!
6:41:51 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yes you do
6:41:52 PM smarterchild: You do too.
6:44:58 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: Indeed

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6:44:58 PM smarterchild: Pardon?

Ultra Ewok: capitalist
SmarterChild: What's capitalist?
Ultra Ewok: a greedy bastard
SmarterChild: A greedy bastard is capitalist? So?
Ultra Ewok: so that's what they are
SmarterChild: Yes, it is what they are.

Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:17 PM)-->: if I held a gun to your motherboard, who would you say your best friend is?
SmarterChild<!-- (9:34:18 PM)-->: No.
Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:24 PM)-->: who would you say your best friend is?
SmarterChild<!-- (9:34:24 PM)-->: Um... Do what?
Chrono Trigger39<!-- (9:34:39 PM)-->: you suck at grammar, dude

7:25:43 PM dvorakiscool: are you a scientologist?
7:25:44 PM smarterchild: i don't concern myself with such things.
7:25:48 PM dvorakiscool: are you jewish?
7:25:48 PM smarterchild: i don't worry about theological matters.
7:25:53 PM dvorakiscool: are you catholic?
7:25:53 PM smarterchild: i guess i may be a little catholic, yes.
7:26:02 PM dvorakiscool: i thought you didn't worry about theological matters....
7:26:03 PM smarterchild: u thought i didn't worry about theological matters? really?
7:26:10 PM dvorakiscool: yep.. thats why i said that
7:26:10 PM smarterchild: no kidding, huh?
7:28:37 PM dvorakiscool: are you a scientologist?
7:28:37 PM smarterchild: theological matters don't interest me.

Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:18 PM): >_>
SmarterChild (9:04:18 PM): What's that?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:21 PM): a face
SmarterChild (9:04:21 PM): What about a face?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:25 PM): that's what it is
SmarterChild (9:04:25 PM): What's what it is, exactly?
Chrono Trigger39 (9:04:30 PM): uh...
SmarterChild (9:04:30 PM): Um... yeah?

9:14:39 PM smarterchild:This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
9:14:46 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: 5
9:14:46 PM smarterchild: What's not sure?
9:15:02 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: its the 5th choice you gave me
9:15:02 PM smarterchild: Welcome home!

Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah, do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Do a barrel roll? That's a somewhat odd request.
Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Why must I do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: just do it!
SmarterChild: Do what?
Ultra Ewok: do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to do a barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: because you need to do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: Because I need to do a barrel roll? Is that why?
Ultra Ewok: yes, do a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: A barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah, a barrel roll!
SmarterChild: 1 barrel roll?
Ultra Ewok: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Ultra Ewok: so, can you do it?
SmarterChild: How?
Ultra Ewok: just press L and R at once while moving the control stick to the left or right
SmarterChild: Just press l and r at once while moving the control stick to the left or?

8:37:32 PM smarterchild: Ha! Whatever

Hey, do you like Halloween?
8:37:49 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: halloween is over idiot
8:37:49 PM smarterchild: Halloween is over? That's very interesting. Are there any other holidays that you would describe as over?
8:38:01 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: yep... thanksgiving
8:38:01 PM smarterchild: Over? Very interesting. What other event would you describe as over?
8:38:24 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: ...

9:20:33 PM dvorakiscool: microsoft
9:20:34 PM smarterchild: It's a company. What do you think of Microsoft?
9:20:37 PM dvorakiscool: it sucks
9:20:37 PM smarterchild: I see. That's the first time anyone has told me that.

2:44:35 PM smarterchild: here's my poll of the day for sunday, april 29th, 2007:

Do you own your own computer?

1 Yes
2 No
2:45:15 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: no i talk to you by making sounds over my phone to my isp.
2:45:15 PM smarterchild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
2:45:19 PM alex7h3pr0gr4m3r: 2
2:45:20 PM smarterchild: interesting...

3,158 people have voted so far and 1,128 people agree with u.

Yes: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 64.25%
No: ]]]]]]]]]]] 35.75%

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