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 Nov 27 2004, 05:06 AM
My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this). What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be. What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do. 
 
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Dec 2 2004, 01:49 PM
QUOTE (trp @ Nov 27 2004, 06:06 AM) My 8th grade English teacher told me this joke (haha along with the chili one...will post that after this). What is the shortest sentence in the world? Answer: Go. or Be. What is the longest sentence in the world? Answer: I do. And the longest word is "smiles"... ...why? Because there's a mile between the two Ses :-) (off-topic to the main post, I know :-))
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Oct 9 2006, 04:00 PM
i dont understand can you please explain to me? im sure i will get it somtime soon just not at the moment
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Oct 9 2006, 09:07 PM
Longest sentence in the world is to say "I do." in your marriage vows. Goes along with something heard at a 25th Wedding Anniversery Party: " If I would have shot her, I'd be on parole by now..."
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Oct 9 2006, 11:47 PM
I've heard that one a lot. Actually, that one has been told at weddings in the grooms vow or whatever he had to say aloud. Everyone burst out in laughter.
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