Some were entered in to contests at in my community, First Class Crash won and Kerry Placed as well. Enjoy!

Here are some poems i wrote for a contest. They suck i cant find the orginals they are funny. Theses are just lame in my opinion, but maybe you guys will like them.

Purple
Color Poem

Purple is fun
Purple has won
Purple isn’t black
And it is coming back

Purple is the color of the dart
That punctured John Kerry’s heart
Purple is grand
Purple is the color of my living room fan

Purple is dark
Purple is mean
Purple is steady
Purple is green

Kerry is Not Merry
Quatrain Poem

There once was a boy they called Kerry
All his classmates told him he was scary
So feeling deprived and all out of whack
And tired of people calling him a quack

So Mr. Kerry decided to be bold
And not listen to what he was told
He ran for president and soon he found
George Bush had ran him down

America has decided on the right man
But some people still believe Kerry is grand
But this man they believe in lost and his name is Kerry
And because of this he is not merry.

Office Warfare
Couplet Poem

There once was a group of staples
They all were launched like the queen of Naples

One hit a boy named Tom
Who went and told his mom

She sued his work
And acted like a *BLEEP*

So now Tom can’t go back
Or he will get attacked

Man Down
Limerick Poem

The once was a fan named Jan
He went outside to be a man
It was cold and wet he couldn’t see at all, like someone wearing a big crown
So soon he found a mower had ran him down
This is why there once was a fan named Jan, cause he is no more a man

The Wind

Faithless, sightless, tormentor of things
Sometimes angry sometimes just mean
Causing destruction to homes and houses
Toppling rooftops and scaring little mice
Wind has the life of all things

Wind can be gentle too
Wind can be the spirit that lets you feel un-blue
It comforts the grass and other small plants
Even the human with the touch of its hand

Wind is a multi-spirited thing
Doing as it pleases until it one day will cease
It has no job, or obligations
Just to fly around and comfort people’s faces

Sweet Stuff
Class Participation Poem

This hard little candy isn’t very sweet
It is like smelling Taylor’s feet

It tastes like chicken
But its finger licking

This Now and Later is a star on a moonless night
If someone stole it he would have to fight

The chewy delight sings a song
About fruity flavors all day long

Sweet, silly, it tastes so sour
Not like a spring flower

Its time for our sweet story to end but
I hope you will remember the words that it sends

Rachel’s Life
Interview Poem

Chatting with Joan of Ark
Collecting ultra fast sports cars
While watching the resurrection
Becoming a modern day Cinderella
And visiting the earth’s core
Reading the bible on a island
Rachel is like an electric guitar
A wannabe president
A basketball champion
But she wonders what heaven is like
And wants to give peace

Enthusiasm
Personification Poem

I saw Enthusiasm
She was energetic and full of life
She turned and laughed at life
I saw her skateboarding
And heard her say never stop
And I felt hopeful


Family Poem

Katy Broberg what a name, but only with a bit of fame
Shows people no matter how young or old
You too can be bold
At the age of ninety-nine
Passing up records with life sublime
Tearing down walls and making new friends
Only shows who will prevail in the end

Random

Singing to the birds
It was stolen from the word

Left alone
Round like a stone

Smokey the bear
Lost his hair

This poem is Random
Undone and Tandem

Sea

I knew this man by the sea
He wanders by looking for bees
Until one day the seven seas
Brought him to his knees

First Class Crash

The windows are breaking
Cars are shaking
Shattered glass is splattered
Crippled steel is left battered

Tires are creasing
The cars are ceasing to stop
The working class sees
A first class crash

The police are racing
The EMS is chasing
Gas is seeping
People are weeping

The people are saved
By a simple wave
The working class sees
A first class crash