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> Poem On How To Pick Up Girls., If you can't take profanity, don't bother.
Yipster
post Jun 2 2005, 08:03 PM
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Well this is a poem my friend came up with. I though I would share with the whole world. Its quite crazy and discrete. Oh yah, you have to say it out loud for it to be funny.

Rose are red.
Violets are blue.
I'll f**k you with rake.


Thats it, I guess the funny part is the last line. It's abrupt and quite a surprise to the person you are "serenading" too. Lol, please don't flame me, my friend Nish told it to me, and I though it was funny. I'll understand if you guys think I have a bad sense of humour.
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post Jun 2 2005, 08:43 PM
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I don't really think it is all that funny. I think it would be somewhat funny if it actually rhymed.
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post Jun 2 2005, 09:21 PM
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I guess its me and my friends sense of humour. We though it was funny beacuse it was so subtle. Or maybe its cuz my friend Nish has a weird voice.
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post Jun 3 2005, 02:58 AM
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I think it's funny, but maybe it's because I've been on the internet so long and it's given me a really sick sense of humor.
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post Jun 3 2005, 04:23 AM
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I guess if it rhymed it'd be funny, or else it's just a bit lame. Oh well.
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post Jun 7 2005, 05:56 AM
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First of all, <i>roses are red etc. </i> is the one of the oldest and one of the least original ways to say, "I love you". The rest of it is immature, it doesn't rhyme, and to top it off, it's lame and dull. It doesn't even have meter. And if you said that to any girl, I'm pretty sure she'd slap you.
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post Oct 30 2005, 05:07 AM
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omg u dont no how 2 pick A GAL UP THIS WAT U DO


1.Say "did u see that" they say "see wat" or some thing u say "that wall it gave me bad look...attack it" now walk up 2 wall and head bang it



2.tell her shes hot and flirt



3.while ur att the wall say "ouch.ouch.ouch"


then finally say "got it the walls down now if any 1 asked say i didnt do it it fell



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post Oct 30 2005, 05:12 AM
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i'm a girl, i dont think that'll get my attention or ill start liking you IF you said that, i'd probably hit you or punch you because you said THAT. haha tongue.gif
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post Nov 3 2006, 04:42 AM
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Let's try this...it's smarter, and I think it conveys your point more poetically:

Rose are red.
Violets are blue.
So are my cobblers,
Because I date someone FRIGID like YOU!


There....better???
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masugidsk8r
post Mar 26 2007, 02:28 AM
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