I'm not so sure that guys do all the things which are wrotten in that message, because we have similar stereotypes for girls to...on the start of some relationship, we think that the other person is perfect, and we idealize our partner and this kind of message is the result of that...
Everybody has some "bugs", girls and guys...
I never liked generalizations, stereotypes, because I can prove that the most of the guys are whole different, when you turn down the lights and nobody else can see or hear him, except you...

yes im a male:Don't you think thats kinda mean though?Thats just saying that no girls should like guys and they should stay single, aren't you married opaque? If you have a girl that acts like the stuff you listed, then you aren't really their friend and you should stay 10 miles away from them(ok literaly). So girls make sure your careful who you pick or you may get a guy that acts like the stuff that opaque listed!lol Do you not like girls or something Opaque? I think their kinda pretty but none of them like me, instead they hate me.

Mohamed

I'm not sure how many people on this forum understand Malay, but it can�t be that many.

THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS

1. If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him; If you
Don't, he says you are PROUD.

=If you treats him nicely, he knows that you love him. If I know that you love me I will be great full and I will do the same as that you doing or more than that.

to. If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him; if you
don�t, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

=LODD: SAID If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him; If you
Don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.
We can now see that he means if you doesn�t dress nicely, you are just some village country girl who has no "taste" or "fashion". Hey, they're not my views; I�m a kampong guy myself. But I gotta tell you that I prefer a girl who's trying to lure me even though they do get boring sometimes. AND I AGREED WITH HIM THAT LODD

3. If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN; If you keep QUIET, he
says you have no BRAINS.
= In this one if you argues with him he must say that you are stubborn him but if you are keeping quiet with him he will not say that you don�t have brain. He will so glad for you and he will do the same.
4. If you are SMARTER than him, he'll Lose FACE; If he's Smarter than
you, he is GREAT.
= In this one I disagree with you coz everyman like smarter girl that can be scold him and his children

5. If you don't Love him, he Tries to POSSESS you; If you Love him, he
will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?)
=If he saw that you don�t love him, he must leave you or to possess you can�t leave you but I know that some guys do like that way if they saw a girl beautiful than you or smarter than you they may live you.

5. If you don't Let him KISS you, he says you don't Love him; If you let him
KISS! ! he says you are CHEAP.

=Ist of all if you are cheap will be cheap if you are expensive you will be, but I am telling you the true the one like your body doesn�t love you. I know one think sex must be start form kissing when you had kiss with him he already fuck up you. so the more important is make your self expensive and you will be and all the guys will love you.

6. If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME; If you
Don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.
=In this one if you tell me that you have problem 1st thing I do is to solve your problem but the guys will hate you when you giving him so much trouble some other girls say do for me this and this and this by day they will give you 10 problem that they have so you tell me is that guys will hate you or���?

7. If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS you, it is
because he CARES for you.
=If girl scold me I will be thank to God so many times

8. If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.

=If he saw that you are break his promise he will do the same at 1st time they won�t some other guys may forced the girls to slept

9. If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
Really I don�t like smoker girl even drunker girl.

10. If you do WELL in your Exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does Well,
it's BRAINS.
=If you do will in your exams you did great job and I will be happy for you

11.If you HURT him, you are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE! !
=if you hurt me doesn�t mean that you are gruel.

But all the guys are not same I believe that

At least 80% of those are complete fiction.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

i received the same thing a while back and i think it was wrong then, specialy when it comes to me, and i think it still gets it wrong now. but the truth is a lot of guys are realy that conseted.
but i do somewhat see my self thinking like this sometimes

Haha! Some of it is true, but I don't think all apply, maybe only to the more extreme guys, especially the Male Chauvinistic Pigs!

Well, girls don't understand boys and boys don't understand girls. I suppose is part of life and part of the mystery of love and relationships. It'smo re funny than dramatic. Anyway we don't understand too much people of the same genre, but I guess that we don't give it so much importance as long as there's no sexual tension... or do you think that gay/lesbian people understand each other better than hetero? mmm... interesting.