ahh girls. are you really that different a species to us guys, we have fights and *BLEEP* about each other and then go get drunk and its all good again. harbouring grudges and things like that take too much effort most of the time. my suggestion is to look for another group of friends that respect you enough that if there was an issue they would discuss it with you rather than "voting" you off the table

I propose a world wide lock out on all females. Every guy just not talk to them anymore. Ignore em and treat em like crap. Maybe then they will start wising up and seeing us for the great guys that we are.






XZ

why is this girl a total B**CH??!!
Girls Are The Devil

Well there is a girl at my school called blossom (I know it's a stupid name.)
Me and my best friends tiffany,freyja,Shelby and blossom were walking home from school when I decided to play George bush with blossom (it's where you push your friends into bushes.) and then she tries to chase after me then

I stopped running from her she pushes me in a bush then head buts me! everyone was speechless I nearly lost my teeth!! she tried to say sorry but I ran away

When I got home I explained to my mum what happened she was fuming with anger
Then blossom had the nerve to come to my door and apologize then you can only imagine what happened when my mum and my sister answered the door it was madness so the next day when I went to school every one knew about the incident but my charming friend twisted what happened she said she slipped!

You would slip backwards God I have ever known such an idiot as her! and most of my friends believed her so the next day at lunch freyja,Sophie and blossom came up to me and said why have you been saying stuff about blossom I said what are you talking about I haven't said anything about you...

Then they said we know then I said then how can you excuse me of something I never did!! and with that I walked. I'm still friends with freyja and I have made a good discovery that blossom will be moving school and house! I'm actually glad to be going back to school.

-redfacedgirl