almost breaking my neck doing wrestling

Well I was 5 or 6 and I was playing in the living room as usual. And then it happened, I stepped on a staple and it got lodged into my toe. I started to cry because it hurt like h*ll, my grandma came and asked me what was wrong...But I ran into the bathroom and locked myself in. Now the shock had worn off and the pain was as extruciating I took a look. It was pretty gross, the staple was right in the middle of my toe, painfully, tearingly, I pulled it out...Thats all I remember.

But I don't think that was as memorable as what happened to my friend. My friend got a new bike so we decided to take him biking. We get up this hill it was pretty steep. We all 1 by 1 go down super fast, it was pretty fun till it was my friends turn. He started going down really fast pedalling like a nut. He was going to hit us at the rate he was going so he....SLAMMED the front brakes, and went flying into a fire hydrant. And if you were there you know it hurt. He had a broken leg, and 2 broken ribs and the handles on his new bike were bent. I guess that more memorable because it was funny and sad at the same time. Too this day we still harp on him and ask him why the hell you use the front brakes? Don't you know the law of inertia?

OK, it must have been 3 or 4 years ago. I am a hockey player, and I play year-round. We went to Winnipeg, Manitoba for a tournament called the Great Flood. We usually do pretty good at the tournament, so we tried our luck this year. I remember, we got defeated by a stud team from Ontario, so we ended up playing in the Third Place game versus another Canadian team, this time from upper Manitoba. We were in the lead, and they started getting chippy. So we are up 4-3 with about two minutes to go, and sure enough we get a penalty, so they have a one-player advantage. The first part of the penalty is killed, and we get a whistle to change players. So I go out there, playing Defence. The puck gets into our zone and I try to freeze it on the boards, which in the end is a bad idea. This one opponent is already battling me, so they send in another guy because they already have an advantage. I was parallel to the boards, trying to dig the puck out of the opponents feet when the second guy comes in and rails me on the boards, and I ended up separating my shoulder I think is what happens, and for some reason I started to bleed on my shoulder. I don't know how it bled, but man was I sore after that game, and for the next two to three weeks. But I recovered and am still happily playing hockey. Keep the great stories coming!

Well I've had my share of accidents and injuries, but I must have a pretty good tolerance for that kind of pain because you'd think the time I got my arm mauled by my cousin's pyscho dog would be the most painful, but I honestly don't remember feeling any pain at all.

Probably what was the worst I can remember was about 3 years ago... I was warming some left overs up in the microwave... it was pot roast, mashed 'taters and gravy. My grandma had this OOOOLD microwave that took forever to cook stuff. So I put the gravy in for a minute, took it out, and it was still cold and jello-like. So I stuck it back in for another minute, took it out, was still cold and jelloey.

I repeated this about 4 or so times and finally the last time I took it out, figuring it would still have lumps in it, I pulled out the plastic container (One of those glad-ware type ones) and didn't realize how flimsy it was and that the gravy was now boiling hot. Container kinda flopped, gravy flew onto my wrist, scalding me...

I started swearing and shouting, panicked, dropped to the ground and tried to wipe it off on the carpet (Pretty stupid, eh?) till my mom got me up off the ground and to the sink to run it under cool water. I didn't go to the hospital or anything, but the skin was all raw and red and just... painful for about two days until it dried up and started to peel. Now all I am left with is a dark yet fading scar on my wrist. And it just got a little bigger, because the other day at work I burned it on the pizza oven. Didn't hurt that bad though haha.

The most painful thing that has ever happened to me, was getting stung by a stingray, which happened by the end of April beginning of May. I went with my cousins to a beach on vacations and on the second day, I was just out in the sea for the first time, I wasnt even far away from the coast, then I felt like I had cut myself with like a sharp rock or broken glass that could have been on the ocean.

I lifted my foot to observe it and I found out that it was really cut, then I was like, well what a nice way to ruin a vacation, I probably wont be able to walk for a few days. But that wasnt the worst part, I told my uncle I had cut my foot, he was a couple of feet away from me, and when he saw my foot he told me to get out of the ocean and that he was going to go for first aid.

As I was getting out of the ocean, my aunt asked to see it, and when she examined it, a gush of blood poured out, then all the pain started. My wound started feel like it was burning, and lots and lots of blood started coming out. Luckily she know first aid, so she told me to lay back on the sand while she lifted my foot pressing hard on the wound. My uncle came with a first aid kit, and they were still pressing hard on the wound with a piece of cotton soaked in alcohol (which didnt hurt compared to the sting rays poison).

When the bleeding was a bit controlled, they took me to the hospital, were the shots of antivenom and anesthesia couldnt do anything to relieve the pain, so I was like suffering for about 2 hours, until the pain wore away.

When i was like 11 or somthing i was going down a steep hill on a friends bike
and i wanted to make a skid mark so i pressed the break at the time i had no idea what a front break and back break was so i pressed both

I went flying over the Handle bars and broke my coller bone Hurt alot
But i got up and said damn no skid mark
Then it started to hurt lol

I shaved my eyebrow



-lola

Oh, so we are talking physical pain here. Well, the most painful thing I have experienced, other than child birth, is being kicked in the face by our pony. Believe it or not, it was my fault. I was not aware that she was petrified of whips and I was using one (for training only). She bolted on the lead line and I, dumb as I was, thought I could hold her. When she hit the end of the rope it catapulted me, head first, toward her hind feet. She struck out at my sudden lunge toward her from behind. She caught me flush on the nose. Fractured my nose and left eye orbit as well as giving me a cerebral concussion. It put me in the hospital for 10 days and screwed up my eyesight for about 6 months. But, hey, I lived to tell about it. I bore her no malice. She was acting instinctively and I was stupid enough to think I could hang onto 600 pounds of fleeing animal.

Now about giving birth.

Well maybe not.

I'll spare you that one.

Broke my left arm in 2 places Come off a flying fox, about 10ft up come down pretty hard.