LMAO, LMAO. That one is hilarious, Larger test group. HAHa.

Anyways. Some that I've read.

From the italian pasta, on a box of italian meatballs. Product of Canada. WTF.

Something my teacher said earlier today, "Kieth, remember to make a reminder for yourself ..........."

"The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell was pretty stupid in my opinion. It was a short story we had to read in our school literature books. The plot was good, but his wording is really bad, lol.

Was she hot? If so, I wish I was those Pandas...

Um..

A old HTML tutorial i read a while back said something like this-

HTML can NOT be used to handle form processes, to handle forms, you must use server-side scripting like CGI or PHP.

Here's how to handle forms in HTML....

- that's just slow.

well, i live in Uruguay (a country in South America), and here's there's a prison called "Libertad", that means "freedom". quite strange, isn't it?

also, yesterday i went to a shoe shop that fix leather boots, and there was a cartel that said "dear costumers: from today, no fixes will be made if it isn't paid in advance at least partially", but it didn't have any date.

oh, i remembered something else but i can't edit my previous post. anyway, it doesn't count posts in this forum.

a few years ago, i saw in an Argentinian TV channel called "Cronica TV" that it said in the headlines of the news: "due to a earthquake, two people and one Bolivian died". it's quite awful.

A faded sign in a stairwell:

In case of emergency, break (gl)*bottom* and push butt(on)

Vandalism on desks in College of Arts and Sciences:

"push button to eject seatmate."
"push button to eject yourself."
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher."
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

Chemistry:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Biology:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

Math:
"Fvck da world!"
...reply: "Fvck you too! -World"
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

Above a urinal:
"In your hands lie the future of the nation"
...reply: "the future you are holding is very small."
Above a urinal, way higher:
"If you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

every single quote of George Bush....

the dumbest things i have ever read are on warning labels such as on a curling iron "do not insert this in any orafice"
LOL when did this become a problem?

I dunno. I have a fairly good idea that there does exist certain individuals that may imagine deriving sexual pleasure from unorthodox equipment. That is probably why they put that on curling irons or "Not for use on nape, temples and genitals," on "electronic workout devices, the one with electrodes.

I do wonder, however, how glaringly obvious this can be: "Warning, contains peanuts," on a jar of peanut butter.