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 May 3 2005, 09:27 AM
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Super Member  Group: Members Posts: 351 Joined: 19-October 04 From: India Member No.: 1,824  |
Johnny' Facts are quite interesting....
Here are a few similar interesting bits called Murphy's Laws.. I suppose most of you must have heard of it. I am a great fan of Murphy's Laws... Hope you like...I am sharing a few and wud add up as I can... Here are a few related to technology to start with #1 QUOTE Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. #2 QUOTE Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. #3 QUOTE Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. #4 QUOTE If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. #5 QUOTE The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord. Post your views... I found them interesting. Hope u liked them too... more to come... Cheers. |
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May 3 2005, 05:05 PM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 245 Joined: 3-March 05 Member No.: 4,125 |
this is one of my favorites:
All bleeding stops... eventually. 
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May 3 2005, 06:33 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 117 Joined: 3-May 05 From: A Canadian South of the 49th Parallel Member No.: 6,544 |
Ahh, I was expecting to see my favorite law there, but it isn't.. weird too, 'cause it is the only law of Murphy's that I could remember!!
QUOTE("Murphy") If something can go wrong, it usually will. |
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May 3 2005, 10:25 PM
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$p4m 0n j00 $h4m3 m3 0nc3 $p4m 0n m3 $h4m3 m3 7\/\/1c3 Group: [HOSTED] Posts: 6,798 Joined: 21-September 04 From: 9r33|\| 399$ 4|\|D 5P4/\/\ Member No.: 1,218  myCENT:74.00 |
well out of pure boredom i found some more murpheys laws, funny that no one would try to make them a federal law hahaha but here we go
QUOTE If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop QUOTE The road to success is always under construction QUOTE Decay is inherent in all things, strive unceasingly. QUOTE If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong. i tell you murphey laws are maknig me depressed now  no more |
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May 4 2005, 06:35 AM
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Super Member Group: Members Posts: 351 Joined: 19-October 04 From: India Member No.: 1,824 |
Hi,
Nice to read a few more of those... I find them interesting though many of them are depressing, you realise that there is something which tells u that it is true when u put it to reality also... Here are a few more.. this time on love and not so depressing ones....  This one is an extension of a common philosophical saying... #6 QUOTE Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. #7 QUOTE Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. #8 (The less depressing one I suppose..) QUOTE If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. A one on military... #9 QUOTE If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. Lets c how many of you agree on this one.... #10 QUOTE Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. btw as "SystemWisdom" posted, the original murphy's law is : QUOTE Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cheers... |
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