Write any You might be a redneck or here's your sign jokes.

Thanks,
Cody


If you go to a dance where they say its a ho-down and you throw your girlfriend on the floor, you might be a redneck.

i got a huge list of redneck jokes (about 900) on my website

cool. thanks

If you have a picture of someone in your avatar... youuu might be a redneck.

*cough* Random *cough*

Anyway.....

If your picture is someones avater you might be a redneck

If your wife has to yell "get the transmission out of the tub" just to take a shower, you might be a redkneck

if the tub is on the front lawn ...

Lol...
Want me to take it off?

Of course, dummy. You are not emilin. :roll:

You might be a redneck if:
You mow the lawn and find your car
Look out your window...did you have a choice of windows?
Look out your window...is your barn bigger than your house?
You might be a gothic redneck if
You mow the lawn and find a herse

When you get in your car:
forget it, you're not a redneck. Get a pickup truck, don't worry, I'll be here when you get back
When you get your pickup truck
Do you consider your biggest family trip a ride to the supermarket?
What the *BLEEP* are you doing at the supermarket? Grow yer own durn foodstuffs!

Lol.