med school

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."

LOL that sorta reminds me of the Cox character on Scrubs

LMAO...thats real funny. it is really important to pay utmost attention while learning. it actually pays to do so.

that's nasty. omg I hope I don't have to do that when I go to med school. I would switch my finger too. Lolz. Where there some other purpose to doing that poke the human butt? maybe he did it to test the human for some problems? iono.

I'd heard a different version of this joke, which involved using a brain instead of the rear end, but then I called them out on it, since its generally not a good idea to eat brains, because everyone knows that this will turn you into a zombie.

Just kidding. But seriously, eating infected brain tissue not only transmits viruses and prions, but has also been shown to transmit several different debilitating neural disorders.